Anyone For Cyber Sex?

[tupac004]

haha imma piss my pants.....seen this posted on here about 4 different times but shit keeps getting funnier, that ninja guy is a fuckin genious


Mandy4u26: Yeah I'm here.
J-Dogg: You ready?
Mandy4u26: Okay.
J-Dogg: I take off my trenchcoat I'm nekked beneath, with pistols on my belt.
Mandy4u26: Cowboy boots?
J-Dogg: WWI era trench issue boots.
Mandy4u26: okay...
J-Dogg: Help me pull my boots off baby.
Mandy4u26: Whats that smell?
J-Dogg: Rotting toes.
Mandy4u26: Ummm...
J-Dogg: My boots pop off. My feet are black. The toes crumble off with the slightest touch. The dead black tissue that was once my skin chips off in large crispy flakes. A smell of death pervades the room. Gangrenous pus drips from the ends of the stumps where my toes were. I look deep in your eyes, and shove my tongue down your throat.
Mandy4u26: ...
J-Dogg: You carress my ass, and trim my pubes...

 

[makaveli_411]

Damn some cats on the Internet have nothing to do even though the first one was funny.

Peace

 

[Bender]

Bloodninja : I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

The rhino and wizadry shit is the funniest, lmao classic...

The pizza one is fucking hilarious too

 

[Vaudeville]

haha what the fuck?

Vaudeville V.

 

[mechman]

ingenious!

 

[Vaudeville]

haha is this shit for real? fucking funny, here Vaude found this:

bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!

Vaudeville V.

 

[Zero Cool]

haha is this shit for real? fucking funny, here Vaude found this:

I don't know if you're trying to be funny posting in the 3rd person but if so, you're failing, miserably.

 

[Cown]

Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I lick your punani and tickle your clit with my giant tongue! You moan like a slutty whore and start rubbing your tits. I slowly kiss my way up from your vagina to your mouth and tongue-kiss you while fingering you gently and passionatly. I slowly penetrate you with my huge penis and start fucking the shit out of you you fucking bitch, DIEEE!!!! HARRRR!

 

[Zero Cool]

Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I lick your punani and tickle your clit with my giant tongue! You moan like a slutty whore and start rubbing your tits. I slowly kiss my way up from your vagina to your mouth and tongue-kiss you while fingering you gently and passionatly. I slowly penetrate you with my huge penis and start fucking the shit out of you you fucking bitch, DIEEE!!!! HARRRR!

Viking foreplay

 

[TG1 Ghetto One]

yeah that pirate cyber one was propper funny especially when he askin if she there and she don't reply so he jus goes HARRR!!!! LOL classic