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Mr.Deuce

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Germoney!
1). Lil Jimmy has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6

out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How

many drive-by shootings can Lil Johnny attempt before he has to reload?



2). Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to > Antonio for

$320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value the rest of his hold 3). Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?



4). Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to

make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?



5). Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and

$100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many

more Corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?



6). Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? Extra credit bonus: How much more time will he get for killing the ho that spent his money?



7). If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?



8). Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?



9). Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a boa constrictor that

eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the boa on one week's income?



10). Jake steals Terrance's skateboard. As Jake skates away at 35 mph,

Terrance loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Terrance 20 seconds to load

his magnum, how far away will Jake be when he gets whacked?
 
6. $2800.
Multiply $100 per month and 12 months in a year to get $1200 per year. Multiply by 6 years and you have $7200. Subtract this from $10000 and you get $2800.
9. 46 weeks and two rats.
multiply 3 rats per week and the $5 it costs per rat. you get $15 per week. Divide $15 by $700 and you get 46.667 meaning 46 and 2/3 weeks, or 2 rats a week instead of 3.
 
1. 2
2. $4500 (about depending)
3. 4
4. Lucky number 4
5. 1
6. $2800
7. 110 letters (I think)
8. 11.111111111111111111111111111111%
9. 46 weeks
10. 342 yards
 

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