A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman
boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading
straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took
the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business
trip or pleasure." She turned, smiled and said, "Business.
I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America
Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the
most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him
and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I
use information that I've learned from my own personal
experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality."
"Really?" he said "and what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African
American men are the most well-endowed of all men when, in
fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely
to possess that trait.
An other popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best
lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that
are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with
the absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't be discussing all of this
with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends
call me Bubba."
settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman
boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading
straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took
the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business
trip or pleasure." She turned, smiled and said, "Business.
I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America
Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the
most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him
and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I
use information that I've learned from my own personal
experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality."
"Really?" he said "and what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African
American men are the most well-endowed of all men when, in
fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely
to possess that trait.
An other popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best
lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that
are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with
the absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't be discussing all of this
with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends
call me Bubba."
