Am I trippin? Masturbation Lotion Comerical on TV.

[Hankaveli]

The other night at like 1 AM I saw a comerical that at first seemed to be a parody or joke.

It was funny as fuck,

it starts out with some loser that has a small dick, and then he get's put on to this new product that will provide all he is lacking, Stamina, Size, ETC...

It is a lotion that you rub on your penis, but they keep makeing it seem like you use it to masurbate.
They show dude go into the bathroom, then he cum's out zipping up his pants with a grin,

The he see's the dude that told him about it and they do a "no Contact High Five" lmmfao.

It seemed like something from Chapella show (the "what if the internet was real" skit) or some shit from SNL but it was real.

yet have not seen it since,

Anyone else?

 

[bigmack]

ive seen the penis enhancement commercials. they only play them at night. you see some faggot going to work and coming home all sad and shit then his wife doesnt even look at him. then some guy gives him this stuff,so the next day he comes home from work with a smile on his face and his wife is waiting at the door all happy and shit, then the door closes behind them. stupid shit

 

[Hankaveli]

ive seen the penis enhancement commercials. they only play them at night. you see some faggot going to work and coming home all sad and shit then his wife doesnt even look at him. then some guy gives him this stuff,so the next day he comes home from work with a smile on his face and his wife is waiting at the door all happy and shit, then the door closes behind them. stupid shit

yeah I have seen others before, but this one just was so fucking funny,

I mean they even did a freeze frame and john Madden circle around the "no contact high five" shit made me do a spit take.

 

[bigmack]

yeah I have seen others before, but this one just was so fucking funny,

I mean they even did a freeze frame and john Madden circle around the "no contact high five" shit made me do a spit take.

ahahaha good shit

 

[Steph]

ive seen the penis enhancement commercials. they only play them at night. you see some faggot going to work and coming home all sad and shit then his wife doesnt even look at him. then some guy gives him this stuff,so the next day he comes home from work with a smile on his face and his wife is waiting at the door all happy and shit, then the door closes behind them. stupid shit

are you talking about the ones with that scary dude 'Bob'. I hate those comercials, that guys smile scares me.........

 

[bigmack]

are you talking about the ones with that scary dude 'Bob'. I hate those comercials, that guys smile scares me.........

hahaha yea bob, its for a product called enzyte. that guy's a fuckin fag

 

[haunted]

This has nothing to do with this topic but i like those fake mini commercials.

 

[Hankaveli]

This has nothing to do with this topic but i like those fake mini commercials.

it sorta dose, since that is what I thought this was.

The other weird part was it seemed to be like a 45 second one, which is long.

and I also love fake comericals they tell so much truth in Jest.

 

[EDouble]

i realy had no idea what u was talkin bout mayn but the john madden play by play 'no contact high five' sounded real ass familiar

maybe it was jus one them times i had the tv on while goin to sleep and i just picked that shit up. idk.


sounsd funny tho lmao. there are the weirdest ass commercials late nite.

 

[haunted]

it sorta dose, since that is what I thought this was.

The other weird part was it seemed to be like a 45 second one, which is long.

and I also love fake comericals they tell so much truth in Jest.

You seen those commercials that have those little toy dolls. The mommas boy and the asskisser or something? Those are pretty funny.

 

[Hankaveli]

i realy had no idea what u was talkin bout mayn but the john madden play by play 'no contact high five' sounded real ass familiar

yeah saw the shit like a week ago, and me and a friend still are doing the no contact high five followed by a laugh.

 

[Rock]

hahahaha, I know Nati could use some of that lotion

 

[Hankaveli]

You seen those commercials that have those little toy dolls. The mommas boy and the asskisser or something? Those are pretty funny.

no I will keep my eye out though lol

 

[tupac004]

haha yea the "circling the high five" sounds familiar....i don't think it was enzyte though, it was one of those cheap knock-offs of an already crappy product

 

[AmerikazMost]

lol I've seen commercials like this on late at night. I remember one station always showed sex talk commercials. "Dial 1-800-We-R-Teens" lol