Almost Hit a Big Dog the Other Night

[Euphanasia]

I was driving home from my parent's house around 930 the other night. I was going 60 in a 55mph zone and the street was pretty empty and it's not well lit. I go to ash my cigarette out the window when I catch a glimpse of a big brown shape in the corner of my right eye so I just swerved really hard. I don't know how I didn't hit this thing. I'm pretty sure it was a dog because it was too small to be a deer but to big to be a raccoon, rabbit, et cetera. Scared the living shit out of me though. I've been paranoid ever since a deer ran into my car on Friday the 13th in June 2003.

 

[dillaxx]

it could be puffnscruff's mom taking it up the ass on all fours...

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Maybe it was a horse. A big dog is pretty much a horse. or a donkey. Whatever...

 

[Flipmo]

I say a pony

 

[dillaxx]

i still say mrs. Scruff