ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... LMFAO

ok I just read this bitch is 13? 13?????? WHAT FUCKING HOT PARTIES ARE YOU GOING TO AS A 13 YEAR OLD AMERICAN TEENAGER?

Sure, if she were British, she'd probably be getting drunk off cans of special brew or a bottle of white lightening, smoking a joint. But come on? I never met no 13 year old American kid that partied on a friday day night, and if they did, the party would probably end at 9pm.
 
I managed to keep a straight face until the black guy showed up. This is pretty clearly a genius-level satire of everything.
 
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oh noez! She should've expected that after recording a song like this.
On the other hand it's at least entertaining. And I mean - I would bumb this if I heard it on the radio. It's too funny to skip.
 

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