A poem for Tha Wood

[Rukas]

How much wood would Tha Wood suck suck if Tha Wood would suck wood?

 

[Universal]

wood + would + 2 sucks = 5 pieces of wood.

 

[Tha_Wood]

i have eyes for only one man, Sebastian. i asked him to marry me in german last night :horny:

 

[Bender]

This is from the film Big Daddy with adam sandler

 

[Rukas]

Tha Wood has a role in the Adam Sandler movie Big Daddy?

Thats actually the only Adam Sandler movie I havent seen. Wait, I havent seen the one where he plays the little devil either.

 

[Bender]

Though adam sandlers version goes: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Rukas]

Though adam sandlers version goes: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Ermmm thats a pretty old and common tongue twister and Sandler by no means invented it.

 

[hizzle?]

lmfao! @ Yeshua

 

[Prize Gotti]

How much wood would Tha Wood suck suck if Tha Wood would suck wood?

I swear you ripped this off from me, I posted a similar phrase in his birthday thread.

 

[Rukas]

^^ No didnt you hear? I ripped it off Adam Sandler.

Hehe, but nah, seriously, both of you, No.

 

[Duke]

thawood likes (stiff) cock in his asshole.

true story! where do you think the nickname came from? you thought he had it? no! he craves it!!!