A note my sister left yesterday...

[Cown]

My sister is having her finals now and it isnt going very well and she is of course very upset and my mom inst making shit better cuz she be pissed all the time, blaming her for not studying hard enough and not focusing in school, so I guess my sister felt like she wanted to get her back for making her feel bad and shit so she wrote this letter and left it on the citchen table for my mom to see when she got home at work:

Dear mom

Please don't be mad when you read this letter.
I have left to explore the world with my newfound boyfriend. He is SOO COOOL with all his piercings and tattoos.

But I have more good news, I'm pregnant and I am positive that we will be happy in our new big mobile home which Brian has parked in the woods at the base of the local motorcycle gang here in Copenhagen.
He plans on having more children with me and that's my dream too!

I've learned that weed isnt dangerous at all and that vi er going to grow it ourselves and our friends, which by the way give us all the cocaine and ecstacry we desire.

In the meantime we pray for them to find a cure for AIDS, so that Brian can get better, he deserves it.

Please don't be nervous about me, I'm 15 years old and am a big girl now, I promise I'll come visit you so that you can see your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter.

 

[Sebastian]

Lmao

 

[bigmack]

hahahaha

 

[Diaz]

This is a joke right?

 

[AmerikazMost]

hahahahahahaha

i wish i could rep your sister...that's fucking awesome lmao

 

[AmerikazMost]

This is a joke right?

yes n00b

 

[_carmi]

lmao

 

[PuffnScruff]

i dont know your sister but i think it is safe to say that she is one cool person. i like her.

 

[Butt Rubber]

i'd still hit it

 

[2PacThug4Life]

Haha

 

[Scoobyffc]

this is old... has been translated to portuguese for over a year i think

but its cool when you read for the first time

 

[Saint33]

lol funny shit

 

[Helena]

lmfao! i feel for any mother who shall ever have to read a goodbye note like this

 

[SiGh]

lmao. put a pic of ur sister up.

 

[linx]

lol...

 

[tennis_dog]

^ you horny bastard...lol


but yeah, im still looking for a reply from this guy.....and hoping that its a joke, or there's gonna be alotta post editting going on.....seems too funny to be true though, so.....but yes, your sister seems interesting...

 

[SiGh]

^ you horny bastard...lol


but yeah, im still looking for a reply from this guy.....and hoping that its a joke, or there's gonna be alotta post editting going on.....seems too funny to be true though, so.....but yes, your sister seems interesting...

lmfao. u kno every1 was thinking it. i just said it! and yes this thread is a joke.

 

[Hallbanger]

i hate to rain on everyones parade, i really do, but yes this is fake. i read this on some site a long while ago. sorry

 

[SiGh]

i hate to rain on everyones parade, i really do, but yes this is fake. i read this on some site a long while ago. sorry

u dont have to be sorry homie. we kno its fake.

 

[The.Menace]

lol