A Joke

[KaMaVeLi]

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, " Which one??We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers : "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends

Not LOL type of funny but made me smile

 

[bigmack]

i regurgitated

 

[Jakwon K]

:laugh:

















no...




but seriously:laugh:




nah..

 

[PuffnScruff]

lol @ ken's friend

 

[Tru Principle]

Who's Barbie? Actually, who's Ken?

 

[Shahin]

Who's Barbie? Actually, who's Ken?

All you need to know is if she was real you couldn't have her.

 

[S O F I]

I found it funny.

 

[ItsmeyaC]

made me smile like timmaaay

 

[EDouble]

A young boy with a green, yellow and red mohawk sits next to an old man at the park. After 5 minutes he turns to the old man and says "What are you staring at? You never did anything crazy in your life?".

The old man turns and says "Sure have... I had sex with a peacock years back, and was just wondering if you were my son".

 

[S O F I]

^lmao!

 

[PuffnScruff]

A young boy with a green, yellow and red mohawk sits next to an old man at the park. After 5 minutes he turns to the old man and says "What are you staring at? You never did anything crazy in your life?".

The old man turns and says "Sure have... I had sex with a peacock years back, and was just wondering if you were my son".

:laugh: thats a good one

 

[bigmack]

A young boy with a green, yellow and red mohawk sits next to an old man at the park. After 5 minutes he turns to the old man and says "What are you staring at? You never did anything crazy in your life?".

The old man turns and says "Sure have... I had sex with a peacock years back, and was just wondering if you were my son".

lmao

 

[Tru Principle]

All you need to know is if she was real you couldn't have her.

Get on msn, ima make you my bitch:horny:

 

[Cheesyphily16]

A young boy with a green, yellow and red mohawk sits next to an old man at the park. After 5 minutes he turns to the old man and says "What are you staring at? You never did anything crazy in your life?".

The old man turns and says "Sure have... I had sex with a peacock years back, and was just wondering if you were my son".

hahaha zzzzzzing!!!!! :thumb:

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

LOL Edoubles joke was funny, Kami's was funny but on the Haha level.