a good cup of tea

ill-matic

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i am sitting here drinking a nice, hot, strong cup of Earl Gray tea. i feel soothed and relaxed whilst drinking it, and i suggest to all of you - a good cup of tea will do you wonders.

process:

boil water in a kettle;
fill a quarter of your mug with the boiled water
spin the boiled water within the mug to heat the mug
empty water
place tea bag into mug
pour boiling water into mug with teabag
allow tea to brew within the cup for atleast 2-3 minutes
*optional - cover the mug for the duration of the brew so that the steam emanating from the hot tea does not escape
*optional - add sugar and stir

there you have it. tea at its finest.

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saltynuts said:
I hope you spill that boiling water on your penis and knock that soothing relaxation out of your soul. Seriously.


No, really.


i really have no idea what to say to this, so i will just say,

go drink some tea, you will feel better about yourself
 
Jibster said:
Blergh! Yorkshire tea is rank, get some Tetleys on t'go!

Also illmatic, ADD THE SUGAR FIRST YOU WHORE! Do you want the sugar to dissolve or not!?

:D


how dare you even propose such a ludicrous idea! sugar BEFORE adding the water?

youre a disgrace to tea drinkers. go drink a cafe late or something because tea is obviously not your domain
 
I hate tea. Tea, iced tea, sweet tea. It all sucks. Tea time is the worst national tradition in the world.


The only tea I like is the unnatural, powder iced tea that you mix with water.
 

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