a free tip for waking up

jasedwads

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you know when you have to wake up, and get out of bed and its cold and u cannot be bothered to move but you know you have to get up.

Well what you can do is have a wank and shoot it up in the air and let it fly all over your stomach . So now you got cum all over your self, now this will make you get up tohave a shower to get the cum of.

so you get to have a wank and have a shower in the morning and this will help you get up.

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i got probs...going to sleep and waking up...shit man i gotta get up at like 7...i go 2 sleep at like 12/1 ish....lmao at this tip....
 
get two steel spoons. pour cold water over them and then place the back of the spoons over your eye-lids for a few seconds

should help :thumb:
 
no one can beat my system.
my alarm clock is at the other side of my room so i cant turn it off from my bed i have to get up. and not only that, but the sound keeps getting louder to the point where you wouldnt mind killing yourself.
 
^^that's what exodus is saying, that the normal alarm clock method should be o.k

By the way, when you say, "should be suffice", you don't need the "be", in there. Sorry, i've been reading the 'language errors' thread in WoW:D
 
ken said:
^^that's what exodus is saying, that the normal alarm clock method should be o.k

By the way, when you say, "should be suffice", you don't need the "be", in there. Sorry, i've been reading the 'language errors' thread in WoW:D

ok lol... :thumb:
 
ken said:
get two steel spoons. pour cold water over them and then place the back of the spoons over your eye-lids for a few seconds

should help :thumb:

You been watching Queer as Folk, Stuart Alan Jones (Aiden Gillian) does that thingy with the spoons.
 
Yeshua said:
You been watching Queer as Folk, Stuart Alan Jones (Aiden Gillian) does that thingy with the spoons.
lol, Queer as folk. WTF? Bet all the WoW heads are laughing at me watching a prgramme with (im presuming) queers in it.
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I'd rather eat my own shit :thumb:
 

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