A bus tour for ugly people crashed.....

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while up in the mountains.

Everyone on board died and went to heaven. At the gates they were greeted by an angel.

'Due to the circumstances of your deaths, you are all granted one wish before you enter heaven.' said the Angel.

The ugly people were lined up and the Angel went down the line asking easch person their wish.

'What wish do you desire?' said the Angel to the first person.

'Well, I have been ugly all my life so i wish i could be beautiful!' was the reply.

The Angel clicked his fingers and as quick as that, the person was beautiful.

The Angel allowed the first person into heaven and went to the next in line.

'My friend, what wish do you desire?' asked the Angel.

'Well, like the man before me, i wish to be beautiful as i have been ugly my whole life' came the reply. Again, the Angel clicked his fingers and the woman was turned into the most beautiful women ever and allowed into heaven.

As the Angel went down the line, everyone asked for the same thing, to be beautiful. However, as the Angel was going down the line, he noticed the man at the back of the queue was laughing.
As the Angel made every person beautiful, the man began laughing harder and harder.

By the time the Angel reached the second last person, the last man was on the floor crying with laughter. Again this persons wish was to be beautiful. So the Angel made him beautiful and allwed him into heaven.

As the Angel approached the last person, he stood up and bit his lip to stop him laughing in the Angel's face.

'Now my son, you know how this works, what wish do you desire?'

'Make them all ugly again!' came the reply.
 
RGB said:
while up in the mountains.

Everyone on board died and went to heaven. At the gates they were greeted by an angel.

'Due to the circumstances of your deaths, you are all granted one wish before you enter heaven.' said the Angel.

The ugly people were lined up and the Angel went down the line asking easch person their wish.

'What wish do you desire?' said the Angel to the first person.

'Well, I have been ugly all my life so i wish i could be beautiful!' was the reply.

The Angel clicked his fingers and as quick as that, the person was beautiful.

The Angel allowed the first person into heaven and went to the next in line.

'My friend, what wish do you desire?' asked the Angel.

'Well, like the man before me, i wish to be beautiful as i have been ugly my whole life' came the reply. Again, the Angel clicked his fingers and the woman was turned into the most beautiful women ever and allowed into heaven.

As the Angel went down the line, everyone asked for the same thing, to be beautiful. However, as the Angel was going down the line, he noticed the man at the back of the queue was laughing.
As the Angel made every person beautiful, the man began laughing harder and harder.

By the time the Angel reached the second last person, the last man was on the floor crying with laughter. Again this persons wish was to be beautiful. So the Angel made him beautiful and allwed him into heaven.

As the Angel approached the last person, he stood up and bit his lip to stop him laughing in the Angel's face.

'Now my son, you know how this works, what wish do you desire?'

'Make them all ugly again!' came the reply.

Thats Just cold. LOL
 
ROFL. Good one. Can you imagine the adverts for that shit?

Tourist bustours for UGLY PEOPLE. Only 35$. Only ugly people allowed.

rofl. of course didnt really happen people, stop being naive. buses crash, yes, but not buses full of "ugly people". haha
 
Duke said:
ROFL. Good one. Can you imagine the adverts for that shit?

Tourist bustours for UGLY PEOPLE. Only 35$. Only ugly people allowed.

rofl. of course didnt really happen people, stop being naive. buses crash, yes, but not buses full of "ugly people". haha

Yeah well sometimes when I go into: the Post a picture of you and your friend-thread ( or whatever) I wish they did...
 

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