A Bad Pizza Story With A Happy Ending

[Duke]

Don't blame others for your intellectual short falls Carmi.

pz

You are "en forme" today

 

[ill-matic]

lmao.. nice story. not much else going on in life ay.

 

[Chronic]

yeah i sound like a terrorist.

Try to tone it down a little.

 

[Jokerman]

There shouldn't be any personal exchanges, only customer/business type ones.

Sure there should be.

Pizza Guy- "Pizza Hut, how can I help you?"
You- "Shove a gerbil in your ass."
Pizza Guy- "Through a tube?"
You- "Yes, please."
Pizza Guy- "I'll have another pizza sent over to you in 15 minutes."
You- "Thank you."

The more civil you can be, the more likely it is you will come away with a satisfying resolution to your problem.

 

[Rahim]

Try to tone it down a little.

lmao!!

 

[Bender]

Sure there should be.

Pizza Guy- "Pizza Hut, how can I help you?"
You- "Shove a gerbil in your ass."
Pizza Guy- "Through a tube?"
You- "Yes, please."
Pizza Guy- "I'll have another pizza sent over to you in 15 minutes."
You- "Thank you."

The more civil you can be, the more likely it is you will come away with a satisfying resolution to your problem.

I can see the logic behind this.

Dissing them could bring around their complete attention to you.

Though if something is wrong with my pizza I would be suggesting something a bit more painful than a gerbil.

 

[linx]

i'd get a lawsuit on them...and yeah i would have a case on them cuz ive found traces of pork 3 times in a row before that from pizza hut and the third time i took a tour of their kitchen and me and the manager found out that they werent using clean knives and thats how the traces of pork got in...i feel like a freeloader........but hey my money is as good as anyone else..its my right to have good service..

I laughed at that part. Ridiculous. You took a tour of their kitchen? What the FUCK?

 

[hizzle?]

the third time i took a tour of their kitchen and me and the manager found out that they werent using clean knives and thats how the traces of pork got in

Fuck off?

What are you now, the kitchen managing expert?

Who the fuck does that?! I'm astonished by the fact that you can be so picky to fucking tour the kitchen of the place you call pizza from

lol. I can only imagine you in there...
*slides finger on kitchen table*
*tastes it*
"Hmm... traces of pork, two day old tomato sauce, some cheese and traces of dust."
*Checks on paper*
"Kitchen not properly cleaned."

Anyways, home cooked pizza ftw.

 

[raywaters11]

tell them if it happens again you fly a fuckin plane into their building.

 

[Rahim]

I laughed at that part. Ridiculous. You took a tour of their kitchen? What the FUCK?

lmao yeah man the manager invited me in the kitch..(that was a different time then the inccident this weekend)...the manager ended up giving me a full refend and some pop and 2 free large pizzas hahaahahhaa

Fuck off?

What are you now, the kitchen managing expert?

Who the fuck does that?! I'm astonished by the fact that you can be so picky to fucking tour the kitchen of the place you call pizza from

lol. I can only imagine you in there...
*slides finger on kitchen table*
*tastes it*
"Hmm... traces of pork, two day old tomato sauce, some cheese and traces of dust."
*Checks on paper*
"Kitchen not properly cleaned."

Anyways, home cooked pizza ftw.

thats exactly what i am...the kitchen managing expert.

 

[Da_Funk]

lol @ this thread.

 

[Tha_Wood]

lmao yeah man the manager invited me in the kitch..(that was a different time then the inccident this weekend)...the manager ended up giving me a full refend and some pop and 2 free large pizzas hahaahahhaa



thats exactly what i am...the kitchen managing expert.

so u are not happy with the quality of the pizza's but you still except 2 free ones that were prepared in an environment you deem unsanitary?

 

[Rahim]

so u are not happy with the quality of the pizza's but you still except 2 free ones that were prepared in an environment you deem unsanitary?

no the environment is clean, or clean enough at least, or they would have their license taken away. the problem was that they gave me an undercooked pizza..not just to my standards...but to anyones standards....

 

[Stred]

You know how I know im bored?

I just red 53 posts about a muslim and his pizza

 

[SicC]

You know how I know im bored?

I just red 53 posts about a muslim and his pizza

Hahaha, funnies.

pz

 

[Duke]

so u are not happy with the quality of the pizza's but you still except 2 free ones that were prepared in an environment you deem unsanitary?

Are you dyslexic?

 

[Preach]

okay, i thought they were just flaps of skin, but then i ask: what the fuck is a wart then? an alien parasitic life form? i get a wart on my nutsack and it steals my babies!?

 

[Duke]

I don't think i've had a wart, ever...

but yes, what IS a wart, mr. wartman?

And a more intriguing question....why the hell did you make a long post about warts out of the blue like that? It's so random that it's funny, yet it's not funny-funny so I'm not laughing.

...


BA's van was black with red.

 

[Tha_Wood]

Are you dyslexic?

no why? at least i dont think i am

 

[Duke]

no why? at least i dont think i am

You typed "except" where you meant "accept" and I thought that was typical.