I'm so pissed right now, I vented to people over the phone, and now on here. The popos are fuckin with me and its B.S.. Me and my boy like to smoke marijuana, no big deal? And we occasionally flip a few o's. Recentley not as much for money, but to support the cause. So anyways the spot has gotten hot, and the po's been to the house. Caught my man with shit in the crib, but only smokin it.
AND TONIGHT we driving to the reup and then the club. So my man wasted with a blunt in my car passenger side. Meanwhile I got my blunt safely hidden inside the mirror inside the driver side visor. Havent smoked shit, havent drank shit yet, sober as a fuck. Well we take off, i gotta lead foot but normally a good eye. Cop was hiding behind the fucking curve and clocked me at "45" in a 30. I knew he got me cuz the mofo pulled right out after me. So my boy won't shut up and keeps saying the po is commin. I put my seatbelt on, which I honestley forgot to put on or was in the process of doing. Anyways, the cop comes up to the car, was like what did u throw out the car. I'm like nothing. My boy scared as a bitch high and drunk off a pint of jack and some bacardi. Then he smells something "fruity" according to him. Next he tells me to exit my vehicle. Procedure bulshit. Starts telling me he wants to search my car. I'm like,"I'm kinda in a rush, how long is it gonna take?" Then he tells me,"I can call a k-9 unit it would be quicker." I was like hmmmmm hahaha, and then i said no go ahead and check it out. He searches everything except my visors along with his back up which he just happend to call on a speeding ticket. Well the second popo finds a blunt which happend to be under my buddy. I'm like I don't know how that got there. So they ask my boy and he like it aint mines. So i'm like it aint mines. So they explain that since its in the vehicle and its nobodies that we both gonna get a ticket. So I'm like I guess its mine if its in my car cuz i don't snitch. Stupid, maybe, but thats how I am. So he takes me to the car frisks me again. Puts me in the back blah blah blah procedure. So i'm sittin there and I'm like can you just let me go, you took the blunt already haha bulshittin with him. He says if you scratch my back i'll scratch yours. I'm like what u want me to do snitch. He like you help me i'll help you. Takes my number and gives me a speeding ticket. Tells me gonna call me tomarrow and gives me his number. So he wants me to snitch on someone, like set up a sting. WTF over a possesion ticket. A, one, uno, blunt. Come on. So I think i'm gonna tell him about some crack head. Since my boy didn't claim rights to the blunt I might tell them to pull his drunk ass over tomarrow night cuz the man has no fear of driving drunk and on god knows what, and if i tell them maybe a dui will save his life IDK. What ya'll think. I'm gonna go puff this L now that the po didn't find.
AND TONIGHT we driving to the reup and then the club. So my man wasted with a blunt in my car passenger side. Meanwhile I got my blunt safely hidden inside the mirror inside the driver side visor. Havent smoked shit, havent drank shit yet, sober as a fuck. Well we take off, i gotta lead foot but normally a good eye. Cop was hiding behind the fucking curve and clocked me at "45" in a 30. I knew he got me cuz the mofo pulled right out after me. So my boy won't shut up and keeps saying the po is commin. I put my seatbelt on, which I honestley forgot to put on or was in the process of doing. Anyways, the cop comes up to the car, was like what did u throw out the car. I'm like nothing. My boy scared as a bitch high and drunk off a pint of jack and some bacardi. Then he smells something "fruity" according to him. Next he tells me to exit my vehicle. Procedure bulshit. Starts telling me he wants to search my car. I'm like,"I'm kinda in a rush, how long is it gonna take?" Then he tells me,"I can call a k-9 unit it would be quicker." I was like hmmmmm hahaha, and then i said no go ahead and check it out. He searches everything except my visors along with his back up which he just happend to call on a speeding ticket. Well the second popo finds a blunt which happend to be under my buddy. I'm like I don't know how that got there. So they ask my boy and he like it aint mines. So i'm like it aint mines. So they explain that since its in the vehicle and its nobodies that we both gonna get a ticket. So I'm like I guess its mine if its in my car cuz i don't snitch. Stupid, maybe, but thats how I am. So he takes me to the car frisks me again. Puts me in the back blah blah blah procedure. So i'm sittin there and I'm like can you just let me go, you took the blunt already haha bulshittin with him. He says if you scratch my back i'll scratch yours. I'm like what u want me to do snitch. He like you help me i'll help you. Takes my number and gives me a speeding ticket. Tells me gonna call me tomarrow and gives me his number. So he wants me to snitch on someone, like set up a sting. WTF over a possesion ticket. A, one, uno, blunt. Come on. So I think i'm gonna tell him about some crack head. Since my boy didn't claim rights to the blunt I might tell them to pull his drunk ass over tomarrow night cuz the man has no fear of driving drunk and on god knows what, and if i tell them maybe a dui will save his life IDK. What ya'll think. I'm gonna go puff this L now that the po didn't find.

Technically, toking in public is illegal here, but there's no way a case against you can be made. So cops *cant* bust you for it even if they want to.