5 Things We Don't Know About You

Emma

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:) As the title says (I stole the idea :thumb: )


1. I was born within an hour of my mum going into labour, I was the easiest child :thumb:
2. I'm the only female living in this house, even my cats are male
3. My parents split up when I was 10
4. I'm moving on June 8th :cool:
5. I prefer to be by myself a lot
 
1. im not doing that good in school
2. i use glasses
3. ive only had 5 GFs in my life
4. i fart alot
5. girls burp harder than i can
 
Where art thou moving Emmer?

1. I'm not a thug ( i say that in the most thuggish way possible)
2. I was given a low percent chance of living when i was born
3. I hold grudges for too long
4. My parents split up when i was 8, my mum and step dad seperated this year.
5. I own the house next to me, which is occupied by my sisters.
 
1 i like to be by myself alot too
2 i love cadillacs, my first car was a caddy, my car i have now is a caddy, and my last will be a cadillac
3 i am more attracted to girls with dark hair than i am to girls with blonde hair.
4 when i become middle aged i want to own a small bar where i can play jazz, blues, bluegrass, folk, and good old rock and roll music in with live bands.
5 i often find myself questioning the sexuality of my room mates.
 
No particular order

1. My brother died when I was 13
2. My parents were never married
3. I wear glasses
4. I'm the uncle of two lovely nephews
5. Only had one proper girlfriend (my current one)
 
DutchMakaveli said:
1. My brother died when I was 13

:(

1) I'm probably the best in my school at history (honestly) ;)

2) I love Rugby, Pool and Football

3) Unlike the "real" Zero Cool I know fuck all about computers

4) I just learned how to roll "proper" joints

5) When I'm older I really want to experience living in London, New York and Los Angeles, if just for a while.
 
My parents divorced when i was in 3rd grade
I think about tha bad shit that can happen in a situation to much
I got xpelled from school this year because people are bitches
I live with my dad because my mom has a problem
My cousin died of a disease before i was born



EDIT
 
1 - I sabotaged a trampoline belonging to this guy i knew from school, the next day while he was jumping on it it ripped and broke a leg and a wrist, 5 years now the guy still has no idea who did it.

2 - I was held up for 3 hours and half for suspicion of terrorism just before my flight from calgary to toronto 2 years ago

3 - I was born with 6 toes on my left foot, removed the tiny little one sticking out from the side when i was 5 (looks normal now)

4 - I can be seen in a Tony Danza movie called Noahs Ark filmed here in Calgary during a basketball game, was paid $250 cnd. to participate in the game

5 - believe it or not I shot an Israeli soldier in the shoulder during their occupation of my country at my uncles pepsi shop when I was 13
 
1) Im way too paranoid, I think about every possible thing that can go wrong in a situation in order to prepare myself for it. This is HELL on relationships and usually fucks them over.
2) I've only had 2 girlfriends (including my now-fiance)
3) I'm going to school to be a HighSchool English/History teacher, in case music/writing doesn't work out.
4) Parents were going to get divorced when I was 17, but got back together after a lil "altercation" my brother and I had (lamest reason ever).
5) And I've met ThuGBabe (prepares for the hate)

Peace
 
Here's some more:

1. I'm 5'2, haven't grown since I was 11. I'm pretty sure I won't grow anymore.
2. My feet are size 3 1/2 (UK) haven't grown since I was 11 :(
3. I have the same size feet as my 9 year old brother
4. I have the worse mood swings
5. My hair is naturally wavy, I straighten it all the time
 
1. My parents divorced when I was 2 years old.
2. I've moved about 10 times in my life
3. I'm not really a big fan of rap or hip-hop, I'm huge into the indie, rock, soft rock, Irish folk music scene.
4. I avoid relationships with chicks.. (Bad past with women)
5. I'm an extremely personable guy. I can talk to anyone.
 
1. I have alot of enemies.
2. I prefer to drink beers in front of the tv than to go out with my idiotic friends.
3. I want to dissapear completyely and start a new life.
4. I have no idea how many Gfs ive had.
5. I wish I could sleep better.
 
1. When i was like 13, me and my dudes Stole a shit load of porn mags and posted them though peoples door's [some robin hood shit right there] :p giving to the needy

2. I tried it the next week and the shop owner beat the shit out of me.

3. Parents divorced when i was 13 [this seems to be a trend now-a-days]

4. Only had 2 serious relationships so far.

5. I take Child Care at college, yes i am a thug. :thumb:
 
1. I'm in a room with a mattress on the floor and little else.

2. The rent is paid by washing dishes.

3. I have no way to listen to music except to hear it through the walls from other rooms in the apartment.

4. I don't read books because anyone who writes them must be oppressive and insecure.

5. I never talk to people unless I want to keep them at a distance.
 
I have kyphosis.
My only uncle on my mother's side of the family recently committed suicide.
I'm a metalhead.
Johnny Depp is my favorite actor.
My favorite movies are the Desperado trilogy (El Mariachi, Desperado & Once Upon A Time In Mexico).

Whee.
 
1. was born 20 days late
2. never made honor roll
3. never was able to get a job
4. never had g/f exepect one in like grade 3 and that shit dont count
5. never cried when i was born
- iam nothing :thumb:
 

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