40 Year Old Virgins Across America File Class Action Lawsuit

[KAMIKAZI]

Looks fake, but I wouldn't doubt if something like this shows up, some people are faggots.

 

[Swollen_Member]

’ Everyone started laughing. I was so devastated I couldn’t even watch the new episode of ‘Battlestar Galactica’ that night.”

When did they start making new episodes of Battlestar alactica?

 

[Illuminattile]

When did they start making new episodes of Battlestar alactica?

Last year.

 

[Swollen_Member]

Last year.

Really?

 

[Butt Rubber]

haha swollen member just got pwned

 

[Get In The Van I Have Candy]

i didnt know Dante watched Battlestar Galactica

lol I was thinking the same exact thing.

 

[Jokerman]

haha swollen member just got pwned

No, apparantly Swollen_Member was too busy getting laid to notice the new Battlestar series.

 

[Cown]

This is bullshit, fucking nerds like that don't exist in the real world... they can't it's impossible, they'd be killed on sight! Starwars... Battlesomthing galactic, this just can't be true!

 

[Butt Rubber]

No, apparantly Swollen_Member was too busy getting laid to notice the new Battlestar series.

then why would his boardname be an innuendo for masturbation?

 

[Butt Rubber]

This is bullshit, fucking nerds like that don't exist in the real world... they can't it's impossible, they'd be killed on sight! Starwars... Battlesomthing galactic, this just can't be true!

look at Star Trek conventions

they do exist

 

[Jokerman]

then why would his boardname be an innuendo for masturbation?

It could be seen as an innuendo for a constantly active sex life.

 

[Swollen_Member]

^Exactly!! Jokerman speaks the truth :thumb:

 

[PuffnScruff]

if this is real it will never make to court. its just too damn funny to be real

 

[PaulyPac]

who wears a Stormtrooper costume on weekends while playing the “Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith” videogame online.

Ahahahaha

 

[Luv4Pac4Ever]

Oh they exist. There is a 42 year old man that I work with that is a virgin and still lives home with his parents. I don't think he's a Star Wars fan but he certainly gets a kick outta The Golden Girls, Mama's Family and Fred Sanford lol

 

[Butt Rubber]

Oh they exist. There is a 42 year old man that I work with that is a virgin and still lives home with his parents. I don't think he's a Star Wars fan but he certainly gets a kick outta The Golden Girls, Mama's Family and Fred Sanford lol

dante is proof that 57 year old virgins exist

 

[KFatal]

“It’s not easy being a virgin, and I really feel for these guys,” said 42-year-old Stan Jennings of Cranston, Rhode Island. Jennings, who works at Industrial Soap Inc., finally lost his virginity last year while having sex with a prostitute who ended up giving him gonorrhea. “I am not a virgin anymore, and it feels great, although I do have some burning. However, being a former virgin, I empathize with those losers, and I think the movie should be stopped.”

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH :thumb:

 

[Vaudeville]

haha damn! there are realy 40 yr old virgins out there???

I mean couldn't they have bought a Hoe for one hour in 30+ years?

 

[WayCide-Ridah]

damn that's some funny shit, even if it's fake

 

[S O F I]

haha damn! there are realy 40 yr old virgins out there???

I mean couldn't they have bought a Hoe for one hour in 30+ years?

It's a matter of principal, really.