Film & TV 24
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30 important facts about Jack Bauear.
I love this show. But does this man ever take a piss? Or go for coffee?
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Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer does not fire bullets. Instead, they fire themselves away from Jack in pure fear of him.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
Jack Bauer's daughter is very hot.
Season 5 of 24 was supposed to be Jack Bauer fighting Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel. This idea was abandoned when Jack defeated them and nothing else could be found to fill the other 23 hours and 59 minutes.
Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
Jack Bauer hates casual conversation. He prefers bullets.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"
It was not a meteor impact that killed the dinosaurs, it was actually the result of Jack Bauer arm-wrestling Chuck Norris.
Jack Bauer shouldn't be compared to Jesus. Jack rose from the dead not once, but twice.
If Jack Bauer was on Oceanic Flight 815, he'd have been off the Island with 23 hours & 59 minutes to spare.
Everytime Jack Bauer yells "NOW!" at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
Jack Bauer doesn't need a watch. Time follows him.
Jack Bauer doesn't need Viagra. He chooses to ejaculate quickly simply because there's not enough time.
When a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear the sound, Jack Bauer hears it.
Jack Bauer does not care for names. Every entry in his address book is simply labeled "Son of a Bitch."
Jack Bauer once had CTU open a socket to the depths of hell.
When Jack Bauer exercises, the machine gets a workout.
Once a year, Jack Bauer kills and eats an entire blue whale. This is why he is never seen having lunch.
Jack Bauer does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Jack Bauer goes killing.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
The THX sound demo comes from Jack Bauer waking up in the morning.
Jack Bauer knows where Carmen San Diego is.
I love this show. But does this man ever take a piss? Or go for coffee?
_______________
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer does not fire bullets. Instead, they fire themselves away from Jack in pure fear of him.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
Jack Bauer's daughter is very hot.
Season 5 of 24 was supposed to be Jack Bauer fighting Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel. This idea was abandoned when Jack defeated them and nothing else could be found to fill the other 23 hours and 59 minutes.
Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
Jack Bauer hates casual conversation. He prefers bullets.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"
It was not a meteor impact that killed the dinosaurs, it was actually the result of Jack Bauer arm-wrestling Chuck Norris.
Jack Bauer shouldn't be compared to Jesus. Jack rose from the dead not once, but twice.
If Jack Bauer was on Oceanic Flight 815, he'd have been off the Island with 23 hours & 59 minutes to spare.
Everytime Jack Bauer yells "NOW!" at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
Jack Bauer doesn't need a watch. Time follows him.
Jack Bauer doesn't need Viagra. He chooses to ejaculate quickly simply because there's not enough time.
When a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear the sound, Jack Bauer hears it.
Jack Bauer does not care for names. Every entry in his address book is simply labeled "Son of a Bitch."
Jack Bauer once had CTU open a socket to the depths of hell.
When Jack Bauer exercises, the machine gets a workout.
Once a year, Jack Bauer kills and eats an entire blue whale. This is why he is never seen having lunch.
Jack Bauer does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Jack Bauer goes killing.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
The THX sound demo comes from Jack Bauer waking up in the morning.
Jack Bauer knows where Carmen San Diego is.
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