The year is 2009. September 5th. Obama is President, the economy still sucks, and Jeremy is still popping percocet.
SOFI is still God.
It's Woody's and Rukas' birthday party, and everyone from http://www.streethop.com/ is invited. Word on the street is, other people were invited, and they might show up too. The party is just like any other party. Tupac rare OGs are blasting on the stereo and Casey is headbanging to it. Yeshua is brandishing his nunchucks and fortunately, Jeremy brought hsi light saber too. You guessed it. It's a duel. The bathroom sink is full of vomit and Stred is passed out on the bathroom floor. No connection between the two incidents has been made at this point. Rahim is there.
Fuck. I know, right? My thoughts exactly.
Rahim is in the corner multi-tasking. On the one hand, he's contemplating breaking one of the five sacred rules in the Korann (spelled wrong on purpose for offensive purposes), and taking a shot of Patron. He heard one of the many rap songs on the radio about this particular mediocre alcoholic beverage and decided it might be cool to try it. On other hand, he's also nodding his head to the "This aint livin" rare og. He's nodding his head, but not in wigger mode yet. He's eager to show that he knows the lyrics, but he also knows that puffy is there and he will make fun. A fockin paradox innit? Keli is here. Not contrary to popular belief, she's as whorish as her private blogs demonstrate. So far, she's made out with:
LM45z
-=Thug4Life=-
DJ LV
DJ One
K-Doe
Robert
AmerikazzMost
7 Syns
Anton Batey
Thomas
Da Funk
PuffnScruff
ThUg $TyLe
DJ Franchise
Amhednur
Young
Bigg Limn
Kevin and Nolan
ChrisZimbo
Cooper
Mykl
Casey Rain
GreenLantern420
pufnscruff
ApacalypseNow,
Bachiavelli
Scooby Dogg
Kareem
Mallis
Shine High
Saafir
Kadafi Son
Johaness
Makaveli2dagrave
masta247
Killa Calli
Dogmatic187
raywaters11
Sepehr
Sandeep14
Yak Pac Fatal
SiGh
King Dizzy
KEP35244
keco
Hellrazor05
beReal
Carmi
J Wright
artisticgurl
-=Lego=-
Honoe
Brown Suga
True Principle
LilShortie485
Fain
DJ Smiffaveli
Shine High
Mallis
DJ Harris
dilla
Lil KaMiKaZe
helena
221
Dante
Killa J aka makavelie
Devious
Matt Brine
Tom Gauthier
Morris184
Meyer Lansky
Glitt
bigmack
Edouble
Mark Deez
The Dark Phantom
DJ Smiffaveli
Enam
Pittsey
Rukas
Nozzy-E
EriMakaveli
Preach
DUB CEE
Scoobyffc
MC Pappa
da_og_mastermind
Westwood
GreenLantern420
Marvelouz07
Saaphir
LilProphet
DJ Dant
TheRealKDM
Stred
crrebel77
DJ Combo
DJ Critikal
Riaz
DJ Dimez
LesanePCrooks96
S O F I
Saarah
Only[OGz]
Rene
Cheesy Philly
Tha Don
tennis_dog
assassin
K69atie
Kamikaze
Diaz
Amil
hm
Kevin96
Militant
Jokko20
Tha Wood
Synful Luv
Mafia Mafia
Hizzle
King David
Edouble
Prize Gotti
Farzin
Eric
Bobby Sands
Prize Gotti
Tha Wood
Farzin
Prize Gotti
Yeshua
SNOWMAN
2PAC
DUKE
Flipmo
ill-matic
Prize Gotti
Westwood
Yep. That's right. The whole Rahim shout-out list. Ray Waters is there, in full basketball attire. Someone should have told him that Iverson doesn't play for Philly AND THAT THE IVERSON PHILLY JERSEY IS EXTINCT NOW.
Breaking news: Casey and Rahim are fighting over the control of the music stereo remote. Casey is holding up a Swami CD; omfg. The quality of the party is at stake. Linx is there too, trying to sell his myspace homie's CD for five bucks a piece. And yes. He's made it clear that he wants Fishscale played on the stereo, and I made it clear that I don't by punching him in his throat.
The clock hit 10pm. There's more to come.
SOFI is still God.
It's Woody's and Rukas' birthday party, and everyone from http://www.streethop.com/ is invited. Word on the street is, other people were invited, and they might show up too. The party is just like any other party. Tupac rare OGs are blasting on the stereo and Casey is headbanging to it. Yeshua is brandishing his nunchucks and fortunately, Jeremy brought hsi light saber too. You guessed it. It's a duel. The bathroom sink is full of vomit and Stred is passed out on the bathroom floor. No connection between the two incidents has been made at this point. Rahim is there.
Fuck. I know, right? My thoughts exactly.
Rahim is in the corner multi-tasking. On the one hand, he's contemplating breaking one of the five sacred rules in the Korann (spelled wrong on purpose for offensive purposes), and taking a shot of Patron. He heard one of the many rap songs on the radio about this particular mediocre alcoholic beverage and decided it might be cool to try it. On other hand, he's also nodding his head to the "This aint livin" rare og. He's nodding his head, but not in wigger mode yet. He's eager to show that he knows the lyrics, but he also knows that puffy is there and he will make fun. A fockin paradox innit? Keli is here. Not contrary to popular belief, she's as whorish as her private blogs demonstrate. So far, she's made out with:
LM45z
-=Thug4Life=-
DJ LV
DJ One
K-Doe
Robert
AmerikazzMost
7 Syns
Anton Batey
Thomas
Da Funk
PuffnScruff
ThUg $TyLe
DJ Franchise
Amhednur
Young
Bigg Limn
Kevin and Nolan
ChrisZimbo
Cooper
Mykl
Casey Rain
GreenLantern420
pufnscruff
ApacalypseNow,
Bachiavelli
Scooby Dogg
Kareem
Mallis
Shine High
Saafir
Kadafi Son
Johaness
Makaveli2dagrave
masta247
Killa Calli
Dogmatic187
raywaters11
Sepehr
Sandeep14
Yak Pac Fatal
SiGh
King Dizzy
KEP35244
keco
Hellrazor05
beReal
Carmi
J Wright
artisticgurl
-=Lego=-
Honoe
Brown Suga
True Principle
LilShortie485
Fain
DJ Smiffaveli
Shine High
Mallis
DJ Harris
dilla
Lil KaMiKaZe
helena
221
Dante
Killa J aka makavelie
Devious
Matt Brine
Tom Gauthier
Morris184
Meyer Lansky
Glitt
bigmack
Edouble
Mark Deez
The Dark Phantom
DJ Smiffaveli
Enam
Pittsey
Rukas
Nozzy-E
EriMakaveli
Preach
DUB CEE
Scoobyffc
MC Pappa
da_og_mastermind
Westwood
GreenLantern420
Marvelouz07
Saaphir
LilProphet
DJ Dant
TheRealKDM
Stred
crrebel77
DJ Combo
DJ Critikal
Riaz
DJ Dimez
LesanePCrooks96
S O F I
Saarah
Only[OGz]
Rene
Cheesy Philly
Tha Don
tennis_dog
assassin
K69atie
Kamikaze
Diaz
Amil
hm
Kevin96
Militant
Jokko20
Tha Wood
Synful Luv
Mafia Mafia
Hizzle
King David
Edouble
Prize Gotti
Farzin
Eric
Bobby Sands
Prize Gotti
Tha Wood
Farzin
Prize Gotti
Yeshua
SNOWMAN
2PAC
DUKE
Flipmo
ill-matic
Prize Gotti
Westwood
Yep. That's right. The whole Rahim shout-out list. Ray Waters is there, in full basketball attire. Someone should have told him that Iverson doesn't play for Philly AND THAT THE IVERSON PHILLY JERSEY IS EXTINCT NOW.
Breaking news: Casey and Rahim are fighting over the control of the music stereo remote. Casey is holding up a Swami CD; omfg. The quality of the party is at stake. Linx is there too, trying to sell his myspace homie's CD for five bucks a piece. And yes. He's made it clear that he wants Fishscale played on the stereo, and I made it clear that I don't by punching him in his throat.
The clock hit 10pm. There's more to come.
