Shoutout to Militant. For many reasons. Enough to write a book with. A fairly long book, with many chapters. Longer than The Hobbit but not as long as The Lord of The Rings. At some point, said book would be optioned by Hollywood for a movie. The movie would win many awards but people would say the book is superior and speculate on the possibility of a sequel, starring Keanu Reeves. The sequel would get made but would not feature Keanu as rumors had suggested. It would instead feature a little known new actor, and the movie would rocket said new actor to unprecedented heights of stardom. He would then be unable to cope with the pressures of fame and become to addicted to heroin. He would hit rock bottom and curse the name of Militant for setting in motion this chain of events, but later, at the pit of despair, he would read the book for the first time in years, and suddenly, he would realize the enlightened truth and praise Militant for helping him find the true path. His new found enlightenment meant that the greatest Hollywood script ever written would land on his doorstep. He was offered the role and accepted and his rise, fall and rise again tale would become the stuff of legend.