R.I.P Myself aka Philip aka Ill-matic
Join Date nobody cares - End Date nobody cares
I was a homosexual fellow, of Australian origin. As I was a gaylord, I often posed as some sort of cool guy, but really I shave my chest and wanted to get laser surgery to stop myself from needing to shave my peachfuzz on my face.
Consequently, I was killed by the king, the god, the titan, Casey Rain, who made me squeal like the time I got raped by Tha_Wood, Stred and T-Dub. I will never go to Grovedale again as I am scared like a lil bitch. Fortunately I actually enjoyed being raped in some form and now I like to insert batteries up my rectum.
As I have little things to say of substance, I will cut my wrists like the emo that I am before drinking a cup of my own semen and wishing it was Casey's before masturbating to CupChicks, my favorite site which I visit every day.
Rot In Pieces sweet me, why does life have to be so sad
Faithfully yours,
Billy Boy Matic.
P.S. I am a dead fruit.