1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
i think i was born this way
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
i didn't decide
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
it's possible, but i have no reason to believe it
4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
no. most children at a young age are a lot more intimated by eople of opposite sex
5. Isn’t it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
only to decorate my house
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
no
7. If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn’t prefer that?
there are so many arguments to that i don't know where to start.
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
Simple matemathics. since there are more heterosexuals than gays.
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
no need, cuz its normal
10. Your heterosexuality doesn’t offend me as long as you don’t try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
because homosexuality offends me. If you see people doing something wrong, it's perfectly normal to try to rectify it.
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual knowing the problems they would face?
what problems?
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
again simple matemathics.
also, this point was brought up before
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
yes i can.
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
men also have the potention to kill other humans, should they have to develop and nurture their god given killing potential??
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role playing?
i don't know anything more stereotypical than this question...
16. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex when the obvious physical, biological, and temperamental differences between you are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?
it's scientific, opposites are attracted to eachothers.
17. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
ask Freud
18. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
How come heterosexual marriages last longer in countries where homosexuality is forbiden???
19. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?
use protection.
20. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to change. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
i think there aer more happy heterosexuals in the world than there are gay people.
21. A disproportionate number of criminals, welfare recipients, and other irresponsible or antisocial types of heterosexual. Why would anyone want to hire a heterosexual for a responsible position?
agains imple matemathics.
22. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
no
23. Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
24. Why do you make a point of attributing heterosexuality to famous people? Is it to justify your own heterosexuality?
Alexander the great was gay, so was Maichael Jackson. is this what you want to hear
25. Could you really trust a heterosexual therapist/counselor to be objective and unbiased? Don’t you fear s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own leaning?
i only trust his diplomas
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how did i do on the quizz???????????
note: some answers don't express my opinions, but attempt to show how ridiculous the questions are.