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these teeny tiny red bugs...what are they attracted too...and how do I get them to go the fvck away :@
 
They're prob spider mites or harvest mites. Do you have a lot of plants around you? They're generally attracted to that, and they kill em.. (Oh noesss)

General insecticide works, or soap like insecticide. Spray it around and on plants. Also, keep your plants hydrated, they usually go into dried up/decomposing plants.

Only then you'll be free from the evil-dooers.
 
Bugs are ugly, and they outnumber humans probably 100 to 1. Maybe even more. Imagine if they joined up and turned against humans. :(

Do your duty and smoosh as many as you can, for your fellow man. :P
 
^ hehehe. Listen...they ain't got to go home but they gotta get the fvck outta here.
 
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Hmm... Too much Cribs for you! haha

Bugs are small (in general residential areas) so they can out number us but they are still small and easily squishable, only when needed... They haven't green lighted the attack yet :suspicious:
 
What if all those little bugs get together, and make a giant fist and ram it up your ass.

We'd all be singing a different song then...........
 
^true @ artistic :D

See...I let this mummy & daddy spider live in my bathroom for a few days bc my bf was making fun of me for being scared of spiders. So I let them chill. The next week I found one over my headboard and the other on the door (to my bedroom) The bathroom was their place! I had to squish them...they were not invited in my bedroom -_-
 
2 nights ago, I was on my comp and I felt something on my face, obviously, it could have just been dust or wtv. So, I scratch my face, only to notice something fall. A spider was crawling down my face. It must of parachuted on my head or something. :(

I got up, yelled, put the spider in an enveloppe and threw him outside. That perving merving.
 
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speaking of insects, i remember when i was a kid i used to see Ladybirds everywhere. Now i never ever see them

what happened to them i wonder :(
 
Ah I feel your panic, I too cannot stand spiders in my house. I don't seem to have this problem since my Cat's arrived, I fear they eat them :( ... But I did come home one day and found a Wasp inside the house, so I found a glass and a piece of paper and gently caught the little bastard and placed him outside :) Also a few nights ago I heard my cat growling and so I go to investigate.. What is it? A little gecko!! Poor little thing got to him just in time, he'd already dropped his tail in panic.. :(

What if all those little bugs get together, and make a giant fist and ram it up your ass.

We'd all be singing a different song then...........

They would have NO strength, once they hit something solid they would peel apart without so much of an ouchies from me! :amuse:
 
Poor Geiko, all he wanted to do is make you save 15% on car insurance by switching to them..............

Whats a ladybird Bobby? Sounds like a Grade A escort....
 
speaking of insects, i remember when i was a kid i used to see Ladybirds everywhere. Now i never ever see them

what happened to them i wonder :(

I used to get them by my window. I don't kill lady bugs :) just spiders are creeps *shudder*
 
lol you know those red bugs with the black spots?

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^nope. I haven't seen any recently. Usually come out in the summer.
 
Why do you call it ladybird? Isn't it ladybug?

Either way, I like them, they're perty, until you see em close up while eating a flee... then you know they're spawns of Satan
 
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