What's in your glove box?

Bender

Scrote
Jul 16, 2005
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GB, UK.
and don't say gloves, that shit isn't funny, witty, or amusing ...


i keep munchies, chocolates and mints in my glove box - sorry, there is no passenger air bag in my car
 
the car manual, a generic xmas ornament with my name on it, some sexual lubricant for men that I won at a sex party, and these new kind of jolly ranchers
 
^^hahahaha! Thug Style provided the only funny answer.

I don't remember, haven't seen my car for 6 months now.
 
^^hahahaha! Thug Style provided the only funny answer.

I don't remember, haven't seen my car for 6 months now.

No, he's really been throwing out some disturbing answers.

Nothing special in mine. Car manual, iPod-to-USB/AUX cable, and a spare key for the car attached to a flashlight. Dunno why it's there. It came like that.
 
Ripped pages of the L section from a dictionary
A few unlabeled CD-Rs
Two empty Bic lighters
A peanut
Glow sticks
Donkey Kong Country instruction manual
Residue
Map of Singapore
Telescoping baton
Spanish dictionary
A notepad full of sweet talk & pick-up lines written in Spanish
Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky
VHS copy of The Goonies autographed by Richard Donner
 
^You leave the spare key to the car in the glove box?

I have a key, my dad has a key, and we have a key in the kitchen. I'm not sure why BMW put it there, but our service agent pointed it out to us if for some reason we leave the car unlocked and then go lose the keys somewhere, or the other way around, we have a key that'll start the car. I dunno, I never had to use it so...
 
Im paranoid about keeping an aerosol in my car.. it gets so fucking hot in the summer that it'll probably explode and end up making my car smell like a 14 year old boy after gym class

its the stick kind of deodorant... but yeah i take it out in the summer cuz it melts and gets all over shit.

and my cologne fuckin evaporated last year, so i take it out too. that shit is expensive. made the car smell pretty as fuck tho.
 

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