The Cliche You Most Hate

[Euphanasia]

"Everything happens for a reason."

I fucking hate when people say shit like this. Um, because no, things don't happen for a reason. Things happen because they happen. Period.

I also hate:

"Happiness is a choice."

I don't believe that. If happiness is a choice, I would choose to be happy right now, motherfucker. I think most people would make that choice. It's a little more complicated than that.

 

[Preach]

"Live like every day is your last"
"Live for the moment"
"Be all you can be"

 

[Bobby Sands]

"Its not the winning, its the taking part that counts"

anyone that plays sports knows that that is pure and utter bullshit.

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

"beauty doesn't matter,it's about what you got in your heart"

 

[S O F I]

Similar to what Preach said - carpe diem.

Also, the "protestant work ethic". Fuck off you greedy capitalist bastards.

 

[raywaters11]

"It's not over, until it's over"

No fuckin' shit, that's what makes it over.

 

[Preach]

that's not a cliché though, that's a universal truth. like "there is no chin behind chuck norris' beard. there is only another fist." or "diana was alive hours before she was killed".

 

[vg4030]

"Its always in the last place you look"

Err.. ok

 

[Bobby Sands]

^^the meaning of that is that you should never think anything is over until it actually is over i.e a football team is leading 2-0 with 2 minutes to go so they completely switch off thinking they have the game won but then the opposition bangs in 2 goals in the last 2 minutes.

 

[Bobby Sands]

that was a reply to rays post

 

[raywaters11]

i know bobby but the expression is lame as fuck

 

[Duke]

"You can be anything you want to be"


FUCK-OFF.

 

[ill-matic]

"just listen to your heart"


ohhhh shit

 

[Bender]

add maxims to my comment

 

[masta247]

'carpe diem'. Usually dumb bitches and pleb males say it.

Also 99% about love and friendship.
They are childish and usually just plain irrational.

 

[Da_Funk]

"You can be anything you want to be"


FUCK-OFF.

Why? This is pretty much a universal truth.

 

[masta247]

it should be more of "you can be what you want to be but you most probably won't".

 

[Euphanasia]

You can do anything you set your mind to


I was very upset when i learned that wasn't true

 

[Flipmo]

I use these on chicks, they love the shit. They think I'm some philosopher, little do they know, I just wanna sniff their panties...

 

[Da_Funk]

You can do anything you set your mind to


I was very upset when i learned that wasn't true

Work ethic my friend.