Please help me feel safe

[vg4030]

Here is a message I recently received from our resident scholar edouble:

Where?
nobody puts one over on me without their jaw being broken so i could give a damn about any news reporter in the world or somebodys false pride for their country
if you think youve got the wrong guy youre right

I have not posted this to rat etc... But to announce that I am now interviewing for bodyguards. Can all those who feel they can help me (and my jaw) feel safe please send me a note, I particularly encourage Sandeep to apply as I feel he has the 'strategic' capacity to deal with this diabolical mastermind.

Thank you

 

[Ristol]

LOL. Excellent.

I wouldn't worry about it. It's pretty standard procedure for him to argue with you in a thread, take it personally when you make fun of him, and threaten you with violence in a PM. He's done it to me before. The guy can do whatever he wants because Wood runs the board. Not that I'm arguing. We need comic relief, and I think Wood is a supermod savant in that way.

 

[EDouble]

its not a threat unless u take it that way
i originally had it on the board but felt it didnt contribute to the thread so i had it removed

u can fool some people all of the time, fool all of the people some of the time
but you cant fool everybody every time

 

[Ristol]

Oh.

Now it makes sense.


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Yeaaaaaah. I'm gonna go.

 

[EDouble]

Ristol go home

 

[Ristol]

I'm going, I'm going. Just please don't hurt me Mr. Double.

 

[Pittsey]

Must have broken a lot of jaws in his time.

 

[Tha_Wood]

LOL. Excellent.

I wouldn't worry about it. It's pretty standard procedure for him to argue with you in a thread, take it personally when you make fun of him, and threaten you with violence in a PM. He's done it to me before. The guy can do whatever he wants because Wood runs the board. Not that I'm arguing. We need comic relief, and I think Wood is a supermod savant in that way.

what?

 

[Pittsey]

^^

He's saying you and Edouble are fucking.

I believe him. And have the photos.

 

[Prize Gotti]

LOL yeah EDouble loves to talk shit in PMs. One time I was in an AIM convo with Rukas, and EDub PMd me telling me how him and the "people in charge" have been discussing, and that Im gonna get banned. We both LOLd.

 

[Ristol]

Uh-oh. I've been PMed. I think it may be a clumsy attempt at romantic overture. Thanks but no thanks little buddy.

 

[Bobby Sands]

the best was the convo i has with him last year

they guy is a legend lol

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

^ The Artisic Gurl one? That was hilarious.

I love his random PM's.

 

[vg4030]

I just got another, which surprisingly actually made sense.
Its not so much the content that is odd, but the titles of the PMs that make me LOL.

Anyway, its all in good fun

 

[Pittsey]

I'm not having any fun.

 

[vg4030]

Thats because you are a lame ass

 

[Bobby Sands]

Yea that one thuggy.

EDouble: sands(5:40pm)
Me: edouble(5:41pm)
EDouble: how u doin man(5:44pm)
Me: im good. you?(5:45pm)
EDouble: cant complain(5:46pm)
Me: thats good(5:47pm)
EDouble: i think on here theres some invisible(5:47pm)
EDouble: i send messages to my girls & they r off line then all of a sudden theyre on(5:47pm)
Me: who are your girls? lol(5:48pm)
EDouble: main 1 is artsy(5:49pm)
Me: lol. yea im not sure why that happens.(5:50pm)
EDouble: what the hell is that suposed to mean?(5:51pm)
EDouble: u and her?(5:51pm)
Me: lol im not sure why they come online when you send a message(5:52pm)
EDouble: yeah(5:53pm)
EDouble: well(5:53pm)
EDouble: shes not coming online now(5:53pm)
Me: its the middle of the night in Australia she is proabably in bed.(5:54pm)
EDouble: bullshit(5:54pm)
EDouble: what time is it where your at(5:54pm)
Me: it is almost 6pm.(5:55pm)
EDouble: austria cant be far off(5:55pm)
Me: She lives in Australia(5:56pm)
EDouble: no she dont(5:56pm)
EDouble: Austria is in europe(5:57pm)
Me: she does. she lives in Australia. Adelaide i think.(5:57pm)
EDouble: thats rukas(5:58pm)
EDouble: any way your avoiding the fuckin question(5:58pm)
Me: yea he lives there too.(5:58pm)
Me: what question? lol(5:58pm)
EDouble: sands stay away from her(5:59pm)
Me: from who? artisticgurl?(6:00pm)
EDouble: no rukas(6:00pm)
EDouble: what the fuck are we talkin about here(6:00pm)
EDouble: hold on(6:00pm)
Me: i cant help it man. i love her. (6:01pm)
Me: and Rukas too(6:01pm)
EDouble: yeah(6:07pm)
EDouble: well see about that(6:08pm)
Me: lol

 

[Pittsey]

^^

There is no way he is serious. Honestly who is this Edouble guy? HE honestly must be sitting on his computer chuckling away.

 

[masta247]

It's hard to believe but he was like this since I remember. I'd love to know who he is in real life.

 

[Ristol]

LOL. "Australia is in Europe." I really hope it's Jokerman in disguise. That would be fantastic.