Your Worst Drinking Experience

[Snowman]

for those who wish to tell there worst drinking day or days.

for me it was back in 2000. i was at a friends wedding reception. im enjoying myself having a great time i got into mixing my drinks a little, a few screwdrivers but mainly all night im drinking Bacardi and Coke. we eventually ran out of coke so the bartender makes Rum and diet pepsi.


1AM rolls around im lit off my ass just feeling so good. my friends aunt and uncle tell me we'll take ya home, go ahead and sit at the table as soon as i sat down. (That was it I blacked out). when i came around im sitting in my chair in the living room. my mom is grilling me about drinking so much she tells me i got a big gash just above my left eye. she then says your lucky you didnt get alcohol poisoning. so then i finally stumbled upstairs went into the bathroom and sure enough i got a big cut right above my left eye. i laid down in bed and that was it, every hour i was up throwing up. i wound up being sick all day sunday.

i felt better on monday. i called my friends aunt i asked how bad was i, she told me i threw up in their car as did her husband. she was the designated driver. then she goes on when i got dropped off i somehow was able to open the door. i stumbled to the front steps. slipped and hit my head (which explains the gash) got up and went to the side and threw up. she seen this as she was driving away. when my mom found me i was hunched laying on the bottom step.


i for one like to drink but i dont wanna be that stupid to drink so much to where im that bad. so i vow not to get blitzed like that again.

(NO BULLSHIT THIS IS A TRUE STORY)

 

[Bobby Sands]

There have been a few.I guess, the worst was about 2 years ago.Myself ,my cousin and a friend of mine went on a serious drinking session at a party.I drank about 6 pints,3 Fat Frogs(A pint of Wicked and Vodka mixed i think), 2 after shocks ,and a double hennessy.So im fucked at this stage and everyones up dancing and then i thought i was the big man so i went up to the bar and ordered a triple paddy whiskey.I didnt even have enough to pay for.I was slaughtered at this stage but this sent me to the brink.I couldnt stand or talk to anyone.I wanted to say things to people but i couldnt get the words out.My head was spinning and i honestly thought i was gonna die or something.Then i blacked out.Eventually i sobered up and got home ok.I was scared for a minute.

That was probably the worst ive been but i have blacked out from the drink a few times.I dont drink as much now.

 

[AmerikazMost]

salty and the others from the days of the original chat box would love this..

More than a dozen people from one of my campus orgranizations and I went down to the University of Georgia in Athens for a debate competition. We were there for two nights, and all 14 or so of us stayed in one hotel room too. The debate was on the second day (we won by the way, beating Columbia, UPenn, and Virginia; Georgia moderated), and then we had dinner. After dinner, Georgia's one literary society was holding a special meeting to show us what they were all about. I said fuck that, I didn't go down there to listen to them talk philosophy all night. So two of my friends and I went back to the hotel; they wasted some time, but I started pre-gaming. Well, my pre-game turned into an all out exhibition as I finished off my rum and was drunk by the time the rest of them got back. There are two versions of what happened next...



My Recollection (Total Time: Approx. 10-15 min.):

We got to the party, which was in an apartment on the third floor. First thing I did was take a shot of some orange-flavored vodka, which might have been overdoing it just a little bit at this point. I wasn't functioning at full capacity, so I went over to the couch to chill. Said hi to a few people and just enjoyed the party. Then I started to feel a little sick, so I went outside to go sit on the steps. A couple of my friends were heading back, so I asked for a ride, and they took me back. I passed out as soon as I hit the bed.



What Actually Happened (Total Time: 45-60 min.):

We got to the party, which was in an apartment on the third floor. First thing I did was take a shot of some orange-flavored vodka, which might have been overdoing it just a little bit at this point. I wasn't functioning at full capacity, so I went over to the couch to chill. I was there for awhile and had a conversation with a girl that I don't remember having (I know it happened though because there is a picture on facebook to prove it). I started feeling sick, so I went outside, all the way to the bottom floor to sit on the steps. I was gone for awhile apparently, because a few of my friends started searching for me. My friend Meredith eventually found me at the bottom of the stairs, sobbing--not crying--sobbing uncontrollably. I wouldn't tell her what was wrong, so a couple of my friends took me home.

The next morning I woke up with almost no recollection of any of it, and they started telling me about it. Meredith said she found me bawling outside and that I had called my girlfriend. Now, right before I left, my girlfriend and I had a big fight. We made up before I went Georgia, but it was still relatively fresh. So I'm thinking to myself, "Oh my God, did we break up or something? Is that why I was crying?" So I called her at about 7:30 in the morning, and the first thing I said to her was, "Did we break up?" She says, "What?" and I repeat what I said. Then she got a little irritated, because apparently we had the sweetest conversation we've ever had, and I didn't remember any of it. I was telling I loved her and how much I cared about her, and she went to bed the happiest girl in the world. Now, I had ruined it. I was just relieved we didn't break up, but she was a little irked.



I still to this day don't know why I was crying outside on those stairs.

 

[keco52]

I have quite a few actually...

Drunk in a club, ppl start to fight...the owner sprays mace into the middle of the dance floor. I see ppl covering their eyes but I didn't know what was going on and walked right into it. Probably one of the most uncomfortable pains I've ever felt. He was a moron for spraying it in an enclosed space...EVERYONE in the club felt the effects...including him, his staff, bouncers...etc It was basically a bunch of enraged ppl throwing blind punches.

Drunk again...after a party...ppl fighting...again. Everyone ends up in a parking lot. Don't wanna go through all of the details...my cousin ended up running over his girlfriend twice...trying to get away. Her back was broken, legs, ribs. She didn't look bad at the scene but she wore a back brace for a long time and he went to jail for 18 months. They're married now and have a baby so I guess she's not mad he ran her over.

When I was 16 I was downtown at clubs. It was night and the streets were crowded. I stepped backwards off the curb and got hit by a van. He left the scene but later turned himself in.

many many more...

 

[Rahim]

never had a "worst drinking experience" so far thank God. I dont drink.

 

[linx]

Wheww..

Well I was at a friends house for a small get together-party type thing. There were like 15 or so of us there. On the way there, I drank a huge cup of bacardi and coke to get started. I had like 2-3 beers before that as well. When I get there, I waste no time drinking more. I can't remember how much I drank, I just know I mixed alot and it wasn't good. A friend of mine said he lost his bottle of SoCo and for some reason I ended up blaming some dudes there that I didn't know (who came a while after I got there).

They ended up saying they didn't take it and they had their own. So they handed me a bottle of hennacy and told me to drink some if I wanted. Well I ended up downing damn near the whole thing and it pissed them off. I don't remember any more, I just know I woke up the next morning with puke all over myself and I thought I was gonna die.

 

[_carmi]

thre was this time i went to a friend a saturday afternoon. it was planned that we were going to do alcohol games. so when i arrive first of all i see this dude that my friend has invited cause she had a crush on him but he wasn't supposed to be there. so my friend gives me a bottle of water. she tells me "you must be exhausted after this ballet class". the bottle of water was actually a bottle of pure vodka. then after that she gave my a glass of coke. it tasted funny buti couldn't recognize the weird taste till i drank it all and she told me it was a rhum and coke. then we started having those games over a bottle of metaxa. then i don't remember all of it. i remember me drinking half a bottle of brandy, throwing it up and then finishing the rest of the bottle. i was also told i confessed to one of my friends that i was bi. i was also told i was all over the guy my friend invited. we supposedly then went on the computer to my friend's account and talk to everyone. so yeah 3 girls and one guy. i also remember me interrupting the guy cause he was so abusing my friend. so yeah. don't remember the rest. what shocked me is that i supposedly confessed i was a bi which is kinda funny. we joked about it all year long.

its nothing as exciting as you guys but eh.

and at my afterprom i pretty much blacked out too.

 

[Bhuddahhoodlum]

these are your worst? i used to do shit like that on a good night. I never cried though..... you might need to some serious help for that one.


i remember i came home from the bayou classic, it was like 3 in the morning and the highway leaving new orleans was packed. it's dark as fuck and my head lights are pretty much all that's keeping me from gunning it into the gulf of mexico. anyway my friend is already passed out (half pint of extra dry and crunk juice). me, i'm driving, after waking up from my first pass out(after drinking a fifth of extra dry and buying a pint of seagrams seven. it was the seagrams seven that finally did it).

sooooo, i'm driving and suddenly my headlights go out. i flick the switch on the dash and the bitches flash on and off fine. then my head lights go off again. once again, i flip the switch to make sure they are still working and they are. i ask my friend if he notices my head lights going out and he mumbles something completely not helpful.

the third time it happened, i can't really explain it, but i knew to just pull the car over and sleep the rest of the drunkness off completely.

...... that's my worst drunk. i'll type up my most disgusting drunk later.

 

[Jeremy]

my cousin ended up running over his girlfriend twice...trying to get away. Her back was broken, legs, ribs. She didn't look bad at the scene but she wore a back brace for a long time and he went to jail for 18 months. They're married now and have a baby so I guess she's not mad he ran her over.

STUPID FUCKING GOD DAMN CUNT.