You Know You Are Drunk When...

[SonOf2pac]

you wake up dead

 

[Maverick]

all of your cigarettes are gone within a couple hours.

 

[Eric]

you wake up dead

how can u wake up dead? thats impossible.

 

[kastro]

you wake up to a girl thats 10 times bigger then you oh it wasnt me though my friend

 

[Cooper]

You can't remember where you parked your car.
You cant remember how to get home.
You consider urinating in the wash basin, rather than waiting in the queue.

Yea, except there wasn't a queue.

 

[Bhuddahhoodlum]

you're driving home late at night and you can't figure out why your car head lights keep going on and off.

you sit down to take a shit at 7pm. suddenly you blink and find yourself sitting on the toilet, covered and drooling in your own vomit. rushing to clean yourself up, you take the stained rags to dump outside. wondering why the neihgbors kids are getting ON the school bus so late in the evening.

and

((true story()
Me: (stops at traffic light)
friend: thats how life is.
me: i never thought of it like that.
friend: it's like my grandpa use to say....
me: damn, thats some deep shit. your grandpa was a wise dude. i never knew mine. he ran out on my mom and grandmother. i remember back in the day.....
friend: see bro, thats a part of life. sometimes it rains, some times it pours.
me: yeah, like that nigga ghandi used to say....
friend: yeah, thats like martin luther king...
me: yeah, thats like whats in the bible....
friend: yeah.
me: yeah















me: damn, this a long ass light.
friend: light? nigga what light?
me: the fuckin traffic light.
friend: thats a fuckin stop sign, man.

 

[hizzle?]

me: damn, this a long ass light.
friend: light? nigga what light?
me: the fuckin traffic light.
friend: thats a fuckin stop sign, man.[/QUOTE


LOL!!

 

[Jokerman]

When...you find gays funny

 

[HiGhTillDeaTH]

when u cant find weed, smoked all ur resen up, and only have 5 dollars for banana red MD 20/20. its only 4.26 w/ tax. So spend that 74 extra cents on snickers bar because after you drink that MD u are going to crave a snacky poo.

 

[keco52]

do u remember when i came home and my mother was like are u drunk and I was laughing and said no...or something like this?? or was I dreaming? If I was, it was hillarious

No that's a true story. She said "Eric, have you been drinking?" and you said "MOM I have not been drinking" in a really high pitched squeal like a 15 year old girl.... :laugh:

 

[Eric]

No that's a true story. She said "Eric, have you been drinking?" and you said "MOM I have not been drinking" in a really high pitched squeal like a 15 year old girl.... :laugh:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I like my emphasis on have not as opposed to havent.

 

[Flipmo]

 

[hizzle?]

 

[Flipmo]

Lol

 

[keco52]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I like my emphasis on have not as opposed to havent.

contractions are probably hard to say when you're completely wasted and trying to tell a convincing lie without slurring...:thumb:

 

[Casey]

ressurected this thread.


when you jump around your room in your underwear at 5am headbanging and playing air guitar to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit', rewinding the song over and over and over again - except your friends, who you thought had left half an hour ago, were actually still outside in their car because they were too fucked to drive, and the next day you find out they could see you every time you got near the window, and they point and laugh.


true story

 

[_carmi]

^lmao

when you wake up in big e's bed. sigh's true story.

 

[C.R.Y.]

You Know You Are Drunk When.....

when you check to see if your head hasnt flown away
when all liquor is good enough for you
when music becomes your therapist