Ya'll wish you could be me tonight

[Jokerman]

so anyways im at this house party now, I got two newspapers right here with me. First one, is the NY Times. Second one Philadelphia Inquirer, which is a freaky paper, let me tell ya. While I'm typing this I’ve got both of them open at the same time and I’m looking for sale coupons.

I'm in Ocean City, MA or Orange County, CA. The address is 143 King St. If ya'll wanna come, all of ya'll wanna come, everyone is invited. We got niggaz, some jewish people and a couple of Iraqis too.

I'm on, of course, Cheerios, mixed with honey, and I'm drinking mad apple juice. I'm so relaxed right now, and I still found time to post on this motherfucking board.

So anyways, Ima have a few bowls of Cheerios for my friends at hitemup.com

I'm telling ya'll if u close to Ocean City or Sacramento, come on over, I got coupons from all kinds of supermarkets, mad Cheerios, and milk that will last for another two days....

So I'm out cuz I'm about to take a dump...

One more time, I think I'm in Ocean City, MA or San Diego, the home address is 143 King St. If you can make it, get your ass over here.

Ohh I forgot, we also got an box of Honey Oat Cheerios !!!

C all of ya'll tomorrow, or monday!!!!

I got girls cutting my coupons, while I’m eating cereal!

 

[Cown]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay.....

 

[Exodus]

damn, you lucky bastard id have a orgasim if they have cupons for a free pizza ROFL

 

[ThaHeartless]

LMAO, the guy is just a comic genius ain't he?

 

[VIOLENT]

lmao nice, come to think about it i aint had cheerios in a long time i better get me some.

 

[Bina]

I See The Reason Why U Called Jokerman! Hehe

 

[The Almighty Nasquad]

Ok man, you don't have to make fun of me, I know I fucked up real bad.

 

[Jokerman]

^Don't worry bout it, I'm just parodying ur thread. U didn't fuck up.

 

[Steph]

lmao lol ur name suits u