Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

[nail_polish]

BLUE SPRINGS, Mo. - A lovers’ dispute over a cell phone ended suddenly when the woman swallowed the phone whole, police said.

Police said they received a call at 4:52 a.m. Friday from a Blue Springs man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing. When they arrived at the house they found the 24-year-old woman had a cell phone lodged in her throat.

 

[bigmack]

it woulda been funny if it was on vibrate and someone called

 

[KAMIKAZI]

I would'a called her while the phone was in her throat.

 

[The.Menace]

Wow, I'd love to meet her. Imagin what else she might stick deep down her throat?

 

[yak pac fatal]

lol syko

 

[Synful*Luv]

Wow, I'd love to meet her. Imagin what else she might stick deep down her throat?

LMFAO, but what if that got stuck in her throat too?

 

[The.Menace]

24/7 blowjob - doesn't sound that bad, does it?

 

[EDouble]

Bitch Crazy

 

[Bigg Limn]

24/7 blowjob - doesn't sound that bad, does it?

:thumb:

 

[C.R.Y.]

sounds like she has talent

 

[Diaz]

I HATE THIS FUCKIN SMILEY SO BAD, I WANT IT TAKEN OFF THE BOARD. PEOPLE MISUSE IT, I MEAN, C'MON, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU ROLLING YOUR EYES AT? I DONT SEE ANYTHING IN THAT ARTICLE THAT NEEDS TO HAVE EYES ROLLED AT IT.

BITCH.

 

[_carmi]

it woulda been funny if it was on vibrate and someone called

lollll

 

[Confucius87]

it woulda been funny if it was on vibrate and someone called

lol she would've orgasmed in her throat

 

[Synful*Luv]

24/7 blowjob - doesn't sound that bad, does it?

What about when you have to pee, do you really want to be the next R. Kelly?

 

[Freedom Froggy]

deepthroaters rule!

 

[Cown]

Holy hell!

 

[The.Menace]

What about when you have to pee, do you really want to be the next R. Kelly?

I don't have to pee.

 

[Synful*Luv]

I don't have to pee.

You never have to pee????


You Lie:fury:

 

[S O F I]

I need to contact Dirty Sanchez.

 

[Jokerman]

I swallowed my mouse during an internet beef once...