Just been emailed this , made me laugh so I thought I'd share it!
Why ARE Men Happier?
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You
can be President.
You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol
station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £3000. Tux rental-£80.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The
occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks.
A 5 day holiday requires only one suitcase . You can open all
of your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend.
Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your
big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter what how your legs look. You can "do"
your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will
enjoy reading
Why ARE Men Happier?
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You
can be President.
You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol
station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £3000. Tux rental-£80.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The
occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks.
A 5 day holiday requires only one suitcase . You can open all
of your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend.
Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your
big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter what how your legs look. You can "do"
your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will
enjoy reading
