What do a penis and a missle have in common?

Rukas

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There is notthing wrong with having sex while your gf/wife/partner is pregnant! In fact, while a woman is pregnant, she is able to have sex whenever she wants... and if you're concerned about "poking the baby" or doing any kind of damage, us women have natural protection from either of those things happening :D
 
SeX KiTTeN said:
There is notthing wrong with having sex while your gf/wife/partner is pregnant! In fact, while a woman is pregnant, she is able to have sex whenever she wants... and if you're concerned about "poking the baby" or doing any kind of damage, us women have natural protection from either of those things happening

lol.... The whole missile joke, I could handle, but for some reason, I find the ideas in Temi's post far more disturbing (poking the baby lol!). Then again, pregnancy is just scary.
 
I find the ideas in Temi's post far more disturbing (poking the baby lol!). Then again, pregnancy is just scary.

hahaha. :D pregnancy is scary. :D
 
SeX KiTTeN said:
and if you're concerned about "poking the baby" or doing any kind of damage, us women have natural protection from either of those things happening :D

If you dont think sex can damage the baby, you just aint doing it right ;)
 
Amara said:
that makes it seem like damaging the baby is the objective....:eek: shame on you rukas.

No no no thats not what I mean, but all that moving around, jumping, rolling, thrusting, shaking, spinning, sucking, bouncing, moaning, spanking, squeezing, screaming and biting cant be good for a baby. I dont wanna turn it into a milk shake...

Hmmm.... I needa go take a shower... :eek:
 
Rukas said:
No no no thats not what I mean, but all that moving around, jumping, rolling, thrusting, shaking, spinning, sucking, bouncing, moaning, spanking, squeezing, screaming and biting cant be good for a baby. I dont wanna turn it into a milk shake...

Hmmm.... I needa go take a shower... :eek:

:eek: oooh damn it, me too... ;)
 

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