Vandalizing: what have you done?

[tennis_dog]

we had a sub in english, an we got bored so we decided to start talking about stupid shit we did...most of it was vandalism....turns out these were the people that egged my house this summer cuz i owed some kid money...it was interesting how they admitted it...

anyways, we started talking about things people did...i heard things from peeling off people's roof shingles, to smearing dog shit on someone's car....forking someone's lawn, deck paint on some guy's mustang, and saran wrapping someone's car....funniest one though, was nuggeting....going to Sam's Club, buying frozen chicken or better yet, fish nuggets, and throwing them at houses....

now while i personally havent never assaulted someone's house, i was curious what are some classic things people here have done? im sure there's something i've never heard of before, and i prolly will try it if i like it....im def. going nuggetting...sounds retarded, but im all for it...

 

[Diaz]

When me and Ray were really young (and really stupid) we would stand at the side of the road and throw things at cars as they went by.

One time we went out and stopped in the road to where the car would pass an arm length away from us, and held out a permanent marker and marked on a passsing van.

Oh and another time, I remember this like it was yesterday... we took one of these toys pictured here -

- and threw it out in front of an oncoming car and the plastic dome part busted and the balls flew everywhere, it was like watching a fuckin firework. Was hilarious.

I guess we expected these people not to stop or something.

 

[tennis_dog]

that's pretty fuckin funny...wow...

 

[Dante]

vandalizing is fucking stupid and childish, and people deserve to get their asses kicked for it. there are two exceptions:

1. bombing (preferably piecing)
2. fucking up your friends' shit

anything else makes you a fuckin' punk who deserves to get caught out there.

 

[Diaz]

vandalizing is fucking stupid and childish, and people deserve to get their asses kicked for it. there are two exceptions:

1. bombing (preferably piecing)
2. fucking up your friends' shit

anything else makes you a fuckin' punk who deserves to get caught out there.

Come on man, I was like 6.

 

[Freedom Froggy]

eggin a house or 2 nothing serious...

but i rememebr I was with my cousins and we went to the sporting good store and they stole some the c02 guns that looked like the james bond gun.. the p87 or whatever


but anyways.. we was riding and when we would pass by cars they was shooting windows and shyt... it was funny but fucked up @ the same time

 

[S O F I]

vandalizing is fucking stupid and childish, and people deserve to get their asses kicked for it. there are two exceptions:

1. bombing (preferably piecing)
2. fucking up your friends' shit

anything else makes you a fuckin' punk who deserves to get caught out there.

Spoken like a true victim. :laugh:

 

[Dante]

Spoken like a true victim. :laugh:

i've done my fair share, but mindlessly destroying someone's car for 5 minutes of laugh is just stupid. i've lit payphones on fire, put gay pride stickers on cop cars, etc, but i have never caused an individual person damage that would cost them money out of pocket. that's just wrong unless it's deserved.

 

[haunted]

I used to tag up trains and walls and shit. But then i lost my artistic touch.

 

[tennis_dog]

well, thats what i mean...a joking vandalism....i guess telling about a time of mindless vandalism is good too, but im not condoning it...if you did something a little more than was necessary, just tell about it...

 

[snufflez187]

when i was little i loved spraying this stuff called "fart spray" into peoples mail boxes..breaking peoples christmas lights booting down election signs scraping my name into jail walls,school desks

 

[The.Menace]

Re: Vandalizing: what have you done?

nothing that I could be proud of, therefor I won't post it on the board...?

 

[typical_cat]

My friends and I keep repeatedly bashing this same mailbox over and over, but we'll leave long periods of time in between the bashings.

It all started when we met Soundguy and started hanging around his house and having wrestling events in his backyard. One night, while driving home after leaving his house really late, I noticed that his neighbor a few doors down had the name "Nixon" labelled on his mailbox. So I jokingly said "Nixon, I hate that president!" Well, someone had the bright idea of bashing the mailbox for that reason. That night was the first of at least 20 times we've bashed that mailbox now. The thing is, that was about 10 years ago when I was 15 or 16. Also, when the mailbox was picked up as a trophy of war, we discovered that it didn't say "Nixon" but "Hixon." Over the years, different groups of my friends have bashed that mailbox, and I recently did it again after we got drunk for New Years. Just a celebration of old times and the "glory days."

Man those poor people though. Imagine getting your mailbox bashed in with a baseball bat. No big deal, some stupid random kids. Two weeks later though, same thing. Then three months later. You call the police, but what can they do?

Then we forget about it for a year or two, go away to school or whatever, only to think of it one night while out drinking, and decide to do it again. Though infrequent, it keeps happening about once or maybe twice a year.

Oh well, at least I have something to hang on my wall as a trophy.

Allahu Akbar

 

[tennis_dog]

nothing that I could be proud of, therefor I won't post it on the board...?

still, post it...what you gonna do? lose your streethop respect?

 

[SiGh]

you heard about the dude, that robbed a store and another dude who hit and ran a girl, and posted it in their blogs n etc?

They both got caught. lol
that played an influence on me. i wanna say what i did, but wont. just incase sumthing happens.

 

[C.R.Y.]

ive pissed in a school hallway before. and tagged up with markers before. thats it

 

[tennis_dog]

ah, people spit in our stairways...i kinda do sometimes too...

and someone did piss in our hallways freshman year too.....yeah, it was pretty bad.

 

[Duke]

lol. i try not to screw individual people's shit up, although i used to kick off car mirrors when i was really drunk (only from shitty cars). thats the only vandalising i regret i think.

ive stolen traffic signs, tagged up my school, lit fires in flat-porches, lit countless fires on/under park benches, broken some windows, thrown some bikes in the canals, pissed in unappropriate places etc.

the fire in flat-porch sounds terrible, but when we used to come out of a bar at late night and wanted to smoke or spliff or something and it was raining as hell, we'd go to some flat-porch to sit dry and warm. you'd need to climb a small fence (fire escapes) and you were on the gallery. could open the porchdoor from there. so we're in the porch, drunk etc and theres a huge stack of phonebooks. so we piled em in a corner and lit em (the whole porch/staircase thingy was all stone, nothing flammable). Big fire and all, set off the fire alarm and then we'd go out, ring on people's doors and scream that there's fire. (no one opened their door, idiots)

stupid in hindsight, hella fun at the time

 

[Duke]

i've done my fair share, but mindlessly destroying someone's car for 5 minutes of laugh is just stupid. i've lit payphones on fire, put gay pride stickers on cop cars, etc, but i have never caused an individual person damage that would cost them money out of pocket. that's just wrong unless it's deserved.

too much lmao. thats a golden idea.

 

[Flipmo]

Pee'd in Mercedes gas tanks.
Pee'd all over cars.
Opened a water hose in a neighbor's backyard, left it open all night. Once morning came the yard was all flooded.
Shit in one's yard.
Scratched cars with keys.

You know, stupid shit like that when I was younger. Usually, when I destroyed other people's property if you could say, it was out of revenge.