As you all know, my sister left home and moved in with her new boyfriend Brian about a half a year ago. We've heard little from her since then, but she's finally come around and told us how she'd doing.
Here is what she wrote:
My dear mother
I know you thought that I would end up as nothing, because you thought that I was too young to go seek out my dreams with Brian, but I'm now certain that I have proven you wrong!
You see much has changed since you read my last letter. Unfortunatly me and Brian are not gonna have a baby like we planned to, see one of his friends got very drunk one night and mistaked me for a punching bag. We've now forgiven him because it could have happened to anyone of us, but he's a really sweet guy and to make it all up to us he has given me a job at his local night institution, and since Brian is no longer able to walk, he can no longer work and make a living for us, so I've decided that it is up to me to do so, because after all, he has given me all I've ever dreamed of.
My new job is SOOOOO COOOOL! Every night I get to wear very pretty dresses and dance in front of alot of happy men. Some of them are so happy with me that they sometimes bring me gifts, just last night a got this great new anal plug for my HUUUGE collection, I'm thrilled!
I also get invited to the backseat of their cars sometimes, I told Brian about it, but he can no longer speak, so he made some very wierd noises to me and then later passed out, I think he was very exited about it.
So anyway, you don't have to worry about me anymore, I'm doing great, and if I work hard enough we may be able to get ourselves a TV soon, so that Brian has something to do while he gets better.
Your loving daughter.
Here is what she wrote:
My dear mother
I know you thought that I would end up as nothing, because you thought that I was too young to go seek out my dreams with Brian, but I'm now certain that I have proven you wrong!
You see much has changed since you read my last letter. Unfortunatly me and Brian are not gonna have a baby like we planned to, see one of his friends got very drunk one night and mistaked me for a punching bag. We've now forgiven him because it could have happened to anyone of us, but he's a really sweet guy and to make it all up to us he has given me a job at his local night institution, and since Brian is no longer able to walk, he can no longer work and make a living for us, so I've decided that it is up to me to do so, because after all, he has given me all I've ever dreamed of.
My new job is SOOOOO COOOOL! Every night I get to wear very pretty dresses and dance in front of alot of happy men. Some of them are so happy with me that they sometimes bring me gifts, just last night a got this great new anal plug for my HUUUGE collection, I'm thrilled!
I also get invited to the backseat of their cars sometimes, I told Brian about it, but he can no longer speak, so he made some very wierd noises to me and then later passed out, I think he was very exited about it.
So anyway, you don't have to worry about me anymore, I'm doing great, and if I work hard enough we may be able to get ourselves a TV soon, so that Brian has something to do while he gets better.
Your loving daughter.
