So yesterday was a cool day for me.. i dont get out much at all, only for work, but not much more. So when i do go out... I have as much fun as possible... earlier in the day me and one of my boys went and kicked it with a couple of chicks at a restaraunt and later that night, we went to a club with some lovely ladies.. but as usual. the cock and balls outnumber the clit and tits..... but anyways
Before we left for the club, this dude named tony comes over cuz he wants to ride... and when he walks thru the door, he has a 16OZ bottle of grey goose vodka, unmixed. So this smart guy.. uncaps the bottle and downs all of it.. with in 5mins.... we are steady telling him to stop to no response other than "GULP" ... SOOO.. AS SOON AS WE HIT THE club.. this shyt hits him.. hes fucked... .. heres a summary of his night during and after the club
2wice throwing up in the club bathroom: 20bucks
1nce throwing up out of my homeboys car on the freeway and watching chunks fly thru the rearview: 50bucks
2wice throwing up in
in bags and on the couch: 70
THESE PICTURES: PRICELESS!
"I AM THE BAGMAN"
"BACK THEN THEY DIDNT WANT ME......NOW IM SHITFACED!"
"MAY I HAVE ANOTHER ROUND PLEASE?"
Note: Always try and make it to the bathroom
"I AM THE BAGMAN PART 2: THE REMIX"
Before we left for the club, this dude named tony comes over cuz he wants to ride... and when he walks thru the door, he has a 16OZ bottle of grey goose vodka, unmixed. So this smart guy.. uncaps the bottle and downs all of it.. with in 5mins.... we are steady telling him to stop to no response other than "GULP" ... SOOO.. AS SOON AS WE HIT THE club.. this shyt hits him.. hes fucked... .. heres a summary of his night during and after the club
2wice throwing up in the club bathroom: 20bucks
1nce throwing up out of my homeboys car on the freeway and watching chunks fly thru the rearview: 50bucks
2wice throwing up in
in bags and on the couch: 70
THESE PICTURES: PRICELESS!
"I AM THE BAGMAN"
"BACK THEN THEY DIDNT WANT ME......NOW IM SHITFACED!"
"MAY I HAVE ANOTHER ROUND PLEASE?"
Note: Always try and make it to the bathroom
"I AM THE BAGMAN PART 2: THE REMIX"

fucked