This is what I can't stand

[Jokerman]

Pimply-faced check-out clerks who have to comment on what you're buying or renting.

Clerk: "That's a good movie."
Me: "You really think so?"
Clerk: "Yeah."
Me: "Thanks, you saved me from making a mistake. Let me just put it back."
Clerk:

Or in a bookstore:

Clerk: "Is he any good."
Me: "Not really, it's just a good price.

Or at the supermarket (and this really happened):

Clerk: "Are those any good?"
Me: " No, I just like the commercial for them."
(*The fuck do you think I'm buying them for? Just do your job and save your comments for your moron co-workers. I didn't get on line to socialize with your ass.*)

 

[KAMIKAZI]

LOL, so true though.

 

[Bigg Limn]

Apparently you've never worked customer service cuz that bullshit is encouraged.

 

[SiGh]

oh yea this reminds me of a time where i cut this dude in line at the grocery store..and he got mad and was like...you better stepp, b4 i fuck u. and i was like u mean fuck me...up, right? he was like no. i wasnt gonna fight a dude in the grocery store...so i started walking towards the end of the line..and he was like yea niggah, better keep goin b4 u git ur ass licked! and i came back n said..u mean kicked...right? n he was like no, li-li-li-li-li-li-licked! den he made the tongue movement...with his tongue.

 

[_carmi]

lol. they are paid to annoy us

 

[AmerikazMost]

when i worked in the deli i used to tell customers that the shit they were buying was nasty

 

[Jokerman]

Apparently you've never worked customer service cuz that bullshit is encouraged.

Yeah, I know, esp. "Did you find everything you were looking for?"

"No, you don't have shit."

 

[S. Fourteen]

Wal Mart's 10 feet rule. If a customer is within 10 feet of you, you are supposed to smile and ask "Did you find everything you were looking for?".

I don't like to talk to clerks, I just want to pay for the shit and leave but at the same time I want them to be friendly.

worker at McDonald's drive thru: ".........." *hands me the food*
me: "thank you"
worker at McDonald's drive thru: "yeah"
me: "umm fuck you too"

 

[PELLA]

Apparently you've never worked customer service cuz that bullshit is encouraged.

tru dat

 

[PELLA]

Wal Mart's 10 feet rule. If a customer is within 10 feet of you, you are supposed to smile and ask "Did you find everything you were looking for?".

I don't like to talk to clerks, I just want to pay for the shit and leave but at the same time I want them to be friendly.

worker at McDonald's drive thru: ".........." *hands me the food*
me: "thank you"
worker at McDonald's drive thru: "yeah"
me: "umm fuck you too"

hahahaha ya i remember that back when i used to work for Zellers.

 

[S. Fourteen]

btw.. i know what Jokerman is trying to say. They are stupid and I understand that. I'm on the same page with you but I'll give them a break for trying... because a lot of people don't even try.

 

[bigmack]

i seriously just dont answer them back.I give em a weird look like STFU YOU FAT HOE.

But I don't know how it is at walmart,I never shop there.

 

[Cown]

I fucking hate them, and that's one of the, if not THE main reason I fucking hate shopping like the plague! When I'm out coppin new clothes I always get these fag ass type motherfuckers who come and wanna demonstrate everything about the fucking piece of shit cloth I wanna buy, man fuck these idiots. If I like a pair or pants or a shirt I buy it, I don't need for these cocksuckers to come up to me and tell me the fucking history behind the piece of shit, christ! And not only that, when I go to try some shit out, motherfuckers sometimes have the nerve to pull the fucken curtain and ask me how it's going... Motherfucker it would be going great if you'd leave me the fuck alone for just 10 fucking seconds, DIE MOTHERFUCKERS!

 

[KAMIKAZI]

This thread's just too damn funny, I repped everyone who made me laugh.

 

[PuffnScruff]

Pimply-faced check-out clerks who have to comment on what you're buying or renting.

Clerk: "That's a good movie."
Me: "You really think so?"
Clerk: "Yeah."
Me: "Thanks, I almost made a mistake. Let me just put it back."
Clerk:

Or in a bookstore:

Clerk: "Is he any good."
Me: "Not really, it's just a good price.

Or at the supermarket (and this really happened):

Clerk: "Are those any good?"
Me: " No, I just like the commercial for them."

(*The fuck do you think I'm buying them for? Just do your job and keep your comments to your moron friends. I didn't get on line to socialize with your ass.*)

:laugh: this happens to me all the time.

ive been to a bookstore and had the clerk ask me if the book i was buying was any good. i just looked at that person with an odd look at said "well i haven't read it yet, thats why i'm buying the book"

anyone been to taco bell lately? all the taco bells i go too now dont ask me what i would like to order any more. they say to me "hi! how are you?" the first time this happend i was thrown back a little. "well i'm doing great. how bout you? things going alright? can i place my order with you some time today? or are we going to have a nice conversations through a big ass menu?"

some times i dont mind when clerks try to make small talk with me. i just got back from the super market and the clerk was a really cute latino girl. i think she was sort of hitting on me but i can never tell, and i just woken up like an hour before so i still wasnt sure what my name was. or she was just doing her job. probably just doing her job.
but she still made me smile.

 

[Jokerman]

Of course, if it's a cute girl asking these questions, it's a different story.

girl: "That's a good movie."

me: "Really? Would you like to see it again...like tonight?"


Oh yeah, someone reminded me, the salespeople. They are the worst.

"Can I help you?"
"I just walked into the fucking store! Can I take a look around first? If I want you, I will call you over, okay?"

And then they stare at you the whole time.

 

[Butt Rubber]

i got a living room full of fine dime brizzles

 

[S O F I]

I hate that, and I hate doing customer service, so, I do myself a favor and the customers that come through by not even acknowledging they exist.

customer: Where is the ma...?"
Me: Aisle 7. *no eye contact, gets back to work*

 

[S. Fourteen]

And then they stare at you the whole time.

Hahahaha


are you black?

 

[Butt Rubber]

Hahahaha


are you black?

no, by then they'd just be pulling the alarm switch and opening the register