hilo people. i was talking to duke about hookers like a week ago or whatever (i dunno, i think duke's lonely, anyway) and i told him about this hooker that i met. i came to think of it today and i thought i would make a thread about it. i did not tell everything i am about to tell you now to duke because i didn't think of it, but damn..
i'll start from the beginning. last year i was in romania with my family, and two other families whom both have children, 2 chicks my age and 2 boys my lil bro's age. additionally, there were tons of other people i knew that went to the same place, mamaia, which is like a penisula that stretches like some kilometres off the shore. it's a vacation place only, nobody live there except people who work in shops and bars, but they don't go home, the sleep in their shops and bars, respectively. the place is really great for every age. if you're a kid there's an amuzement-park-ish thing with like tons of radio cars
D), there's a big water park, etc. the whole penisula is formed pretty much like a rectangle on the map and it's got a long long beach that stretches alongside it. if you're like 17-25 and you're looking for a place to get drunk, it's got tons of clubs and on that long long beach there is a beach bar like every 50-100 metres. if you're old there's a bunch of like resturants and shit lol. basically it's got something for everyone.
i went out and got drunk pretty much every night during the two weeks i stayed there. one night i was gonna meet up with a friend and his gf so i went looking for them cause we were supposed to meet up at one of those beach bars but i couldn't find them. so i just went from bar to bar talking with whoever was there and getting drunk. so i decided when it was like 4 in the morning that i was gonna check one last bar and get a beer there before i went back to the hotel. i met a norwegian chick and two local waiters who worked at a pizzeria i had visited earlier that evening and i ended up drinking 3 beers and talking with them. when they left i stayed and had another beer and this woman came to the bar.. i was the only person there except the bartender so she came and sat down like two chairs to my right. after a while we kinda just started talking because well it's natural lol. she was really open and after like 30 mins she told me she was a hooker and all that. actually it was kind of an uncomfortable situation because she moved closer to me and started getting kinda intense, like, being all over me. after about an hour she just told me straight up "if you say ok we can go and fuck in a tent over there" lol. so i told her i didnt have any money and shit and chilled for like another 30 mins then went back to the hotel. a couple of nights later i went back with my friend and his gf and like 3 in the morning she came along once more. she went straight for me and didnt bother with the taking-it-easy part and just started getting really intense right away. i told my friend and his gf in norwegian that i didnt like it and asked if we could leave but my friend was like "fuck that let's stay" lol. so we agreed that we would say his gf was in fact a chick i had met and had something going on with for like 3 days.
anyway i've talked way too much so i'll get to the point. the hooker, although she made me feel uncomfortable, was really good at what she did. both me and my friend agreed on that. cause like whenever me and his gf looked away she was like quick to put her hand on his knee or whatever. she was really really good at like kinda flirting. not like those cheap hookers on the corner who ask you straight up "want a fuck?", she was real clever and shit. i was pretty amazed at how focused she was being. okay enough with the random rant. what's your favorite pizza?
i'll start from the beginning. last year i was in romania with my family, and two other families whom both have children, 2 chicks my age and 2 boys my lil bro's age. additionally, there were tons of other people i knew that went to the same place, mamaia, which is like a penisula that stretches like some kilometres off the shore. it's a vacation place only, nobody live there except people who work in shops and bars, but they don't go home, the sleep in their shops and bars, respectively. the place is really great for every age. if you're a kid there's an amuzement-park-ish thing with like tons of radio cars
D), there's a big water park, etc. the whole penisula is formed pretty much like a rectangle on the map and it's got a long long beach that stretches alongside it. if you're like 17-25 and you're looking for a place to get drunk, it's got tons of clubs and on that long long beach there is a beach bar like every 50-100 metres. if you're old there's a bunch of like resturants and shit lol. basically it's got something for everyone.i went out and got drunk pretty much every night during the two weeks i stayed there. one night i was gonna meet up with a friend and his gf so i went looking for them cause we were supposed to meet up at one of those beach bars but i couldn't find them. so i just went from bar to bar talking with whoever was there and getting drunk. so i decided when it was like 4 in the morning that i was gonna check one last bar and get a beer there before i went back to the hotel. i met a norwegian chick and two local waiters who worked at a pizzeria i had visited earlier that evening and i ended up drinking 3 beers and talking with them. when they left i stayed and had another beer and this woman came to the bar.. i was the only person there except the bartender so she came and sat down like two chairs to my right. after a while we kinda just started talking because well it's natural lol. she was really open and after like 30 mins she told me she was a hooker and all that. actually it was kind of an uncomfortable situation because she moved closer to me and started getting kinda intense, like, being all over me. after about an hour she just told me straight up "if you say ok we can go and fuck in a tent over there" lol. so i told her i didnt have any money and shit and chilled for like another 30 mins then went back to the hotel. a couple of nights later i went back with my friend and his gf and like 3 in the morning she came along once more. she went straight for me and didnt bother with the taking-it-easy part and just started getting really intense right away. i told my friend and his gf in norwegian that i didnt like it and asked if we could leave but my friend was like "fuck that let's stay" lol. so we agreed that we would say his gf was in fact a chick i had met and had something going on with for like 3 days.
anyway i've talked way too much so i'll get to the point. the hooker, although she made me feel uncomfortable, was really good at what she did. both me and my friend agreed on that. cause like whenever me and his gf looked away she was like quick to put her hand on his knee or whatever. she was really really good at like kinda flirting. not like those cheap hookers on the corner who ask you straight up "want a fuck?", she was real clever and shit. i was pretty amazed at how focused she was being. okay enough with the random rant. what's your favorite pizza?
