This bottle must die tonight

[Duke]

I dont like this feeling. Im a beer man. This is too easy. Too easily swept away.

I dont wan tot kill this bottle but im going to.


AA session hereby declared opened,

 

[raywaters11]

I have a case of beer, and nowhere to go...
But, Mom is here, and that just kills any buzz,
so no point in drinking.
It's like they say... Can't have your beer and drink it, too... Wait...

 

[S O F I]

Drinking solo?

loser.

 

[Duke]

aye, i admit, its loser drinking. im in a serious bout of sorrow binging. fuck you.

I have a case of beer, and nowhere to go...
But, Mom is here, and that just kills any buzz,
so no point in drinking.
It's like they say... Can't have your beer and drink it, too... Wait...

What I meant was, im a beer man normally. now im on the bourbon. its too easy to keep drinking. i have drunk enough beer to establish a high tolerance. i just get sick of the sheer amount of fluids consumed before i get actually drunk. liquor, which i never really liked, is opening a whole new world.

 

[raywaters11]

I like liquor, but, last time I drank it, I posted pics of me bloody and swollen the next day... So, beer it is.

Easy on the bourbon lol, hope you have no work tomorrow.

 

[Duke]

its saturday

 

[raywaters11]

Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Some people work on Saturday's.

 

[_carmi]

Liquor is the way to go, but not alone.

 

[Duke]

alone seems to work fine

 

[raywaters11]

"With so much personality
What do you want from me?
I can be by myself
And enjoy the company."

Duke = Cool.

 

[Duke]

The bottle just went limp. I conquered.

 

[raywaters11]

Atta boy.
Only took you 1/4 of a day.
Vagina.

 

[S O F I]

If you drank a 5th, don't bother, I don't believe.

 

[Duke]

Whats a 5th?

 

[S O F I]

750mL.

 

[The.Menace]

did it before, will do it again some day. yes being drunken on liquor or wine is different than beer.

 

[Sebastian]

Oh fuck these stupid drinking threads. I hope you get hit by a car.

 

[Duke]

750mL.

Then....why shouldn't bother?