**The Stupid Fuckin' Laws** Thread

[pdxmuthaphucka]

Any dumb laws you know of, post em'

 

[ChrisZimbo]

our block

 

[Dave D]

moveizzle..

 

[Vaudeville]

I think in Toronto there's a famous one.

You can't drag a dead horse through the street (or downtown streets) on Sundays.

Why they made this? who knows...

 

[Mr Marz]

i walked out of the club with a cup of ice and they gave me an open container ticket

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

I think in Toronto there's a famous one.

You can't drag a dead horse through the street (or downtown streets) on Sundays.

Why they made this? who knows...

LOL
so they'd rather wait till Monday?

 

[Synful*Luv]

It's a felony if you get caught with a fake ID here in Illinois, I think that's pretty damn dumb if you ask me, a felony! Just for a fake ID.

 

[UnCommon]

minor in posession aka MIP. "i'm old enuff to go to war, but i aint old enuff to drink"

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

It's a felony if you get caught with a fake ID here in Illinois, I think that's pretty damn dumb if you ask me, a felony! Just for a fake ID.

im pretty sure its a felony everywhere

 

[Humorraz]

It's a felony if you get caught with a fake ID here in Illinois, I think that's pretty damn dumb if you ask me, a felony! Just for a fake ID.

ITS TOTALLY RIGHT...a slut walks in the club, has a fake ID, a dude fucks her, finds out shes underage, goes to court, they prove she had a fake ID, result=slut.

 

[Troublesome1996]

but didnt we already know she was a slut? as you say in your opening sentance "A slut walks in the club"??? If you'd of said "A women walks in the club". It would of worked much better

 

[AmerikazMost]

isn't it illegal to eat chicken with a fork in some state?

 

[Humorraz]

but didnt we already know she was a slut? as you say in your opening sentance "A slut walks in the club"??? If you'd of said "A women walks in the club". It would of worked much better

Dont correct me communist, this is America.

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

isn't it illegal to eat chicken with a fork in some state?

cant remember state but yea ur right and its only illegal for men to do it

In VA its illegal to have sex any any position othere than man on top woman on bottom old fashion style

 

[Troublesome1996]

Good job they dont' call this little (yet powerful) island America then isnt it!

 

[Vaudeville]

Chicago Laws
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.

Kites may not be flown within the city limits. (Repealed)

Spitting is forbidden

In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.


http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?site=laws&cid=184

 

[Vaudeville]

haha some Canadian ones:

Alberta

If you are released from prison, it is required that they give you a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

British Columbia
It's illegal to kill a sasquatch.

Ontario:
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.

 

[Flipmo]

ITS TOTALLY RIGHT...a slut walks in the club, has a fake ID, a dude fucks her, finds out shes underage, goes to court, they prove she had a fake ID, result=slut.

After finds out 'she's underage' it goes more along the lines of - Then she's sues him for rape and molestation of a minor, he goes to jail, the slut is free and probably got money outta it for 'emotionnal damages'

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.

lol
thats so fuckin random

 

[Vaudeville]

lol
thats so fuckin random

yes it is.