The start a rumour about a member thread.

[Universal]

-Rukas is actually South American Indian.
-SicC lives in his mom's house basement.
-Flipmo is not real, he is a computer virus that self evolves terrorizing members beating them to submission by showing naked pictures of Rosanne.
-I am bigmack, froggy and hennessey fused into one entity.
-PuffnScruff & Preach are a married gay couple.
-Hizzle isn't even from Balkans, he is a 66 year old Russian man who posts on the net only wearing his mouldy jockstrap and on other sites goes by the username RussBear4U.

 

[Rukas]

-Sebastian is the cloned reincarnation of one of Hitler's pet Dobermans fused with the DNA of Uter from The Simpsons.

-Pittsey is really Jon Peters, he changed his name after going into hiding when he sold HitEmUp.com to the US Government CointelPro organization.


-Tha_Wood is really SicC's erection teleported through time and space to Grovedale.

-Big Easy once challenged Jack Bauer to a Y! Pool match; seconds after beating the super agent Big Easy's house mysteriously burst into flames and blew up. Big Easy 1 was buried at sea by the rest of Traz, and the current Big Easy is really Big Easy 2, a clone of the first who was carried through fertilization within C-Dub's man womb (ass). The current Big Easy looks and sounds like the original, but lacks his years of experience, and thus is not as funny.

 

[Tha_Wood]

Tha_Wood formed an alliance with Sebastian with the goal to over throw SicC's dictatorship

 

[Sebastian]

^
Thanks for your work, sherlock.

 

[Rukas]

Bump...

 

[hizzle?]

Rukas is a nerd living in his mothers basement running 10 different forums.

 

[Rukas]

Rukas is a nerd living in his mothers basement running 10 different forums.

Ok, thread closed, my feelings are hurt now

I run no forums I semi run StreetHop, and right now I'm in Bleezy's basement studio, so you're kind of right.

 

[Rukas]

hizzle is really Croation but will do anything to fit in.

 

[Preach]

hizzle is really Croation but will do anything to fit in.

lmao.

 

[Flipmo]

hizzle is really Croation but will do anything to fit in.

lmao. Explains why he wore a Croatia jersey when we chilled.

Edit: Oh as for the rumor, Sofi is actually a Kosovar.

 

[Sebastian]

Rumour is Sebastian lost his interest in being a part of the board anymore....and will stop posting.

 

[crittaz]

lol ur still mad? get over it. its just the internet

 

[masta247]

lol ur still mad? get over it. its just the internet

chill, it's just a rumour

 

[crittaz]

chill, it's just a rumour

chill? i dont see how i was overreacting at all. but it seems like hes serious to me wouldnt be suprised if he left

 

[Sebastian]

Rumour is Sebastian will leave the board for good (Calcuo-style)...

 

[crittaz]

rumor is no one cares sorry

 

[Sebastian]

Rumour is Crittaz thinks about the possibility of me being mad/leaving the board because of "the incident" and then being dead serious saying no one cares....

...rumour is that was hecka stupid.

 

[crittaz]

stupid because u whine and complain in every other thread? nope. ill leave it at that

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Rumour is Crittaz is really Mexican.

 

[Shadows]

Universe created this thread b/c someone was going to blackmail him. He thought this would clear up any dirt.