i have a pair of slippers. some nice and comfy ones that are warm and good for my feet to nestle in. i usually leave them lying around everywhere because im a bit of a lazy fuck sometimes. today one of the slippers was in my walking space. im walking in the hallway, and it's lying there, right in the middle, invading my walking space. wtf is that about?
so i pulled my left leg back and gave the slipper a huge kick. i was suprised at how far that motherfucker flew. it was like a guided missile, flying through the air. that motherfucker could have had passengers on it thats how far it went. it landed in a different timezone. it bounced off a wall, off a bread basket, and rolled onto the kitchen bench right onto a packet of open biscuits. nice.
i should have moved it, but something distracted me, cos i forgot all about it. i come home and my dad was like "i have two questions for you":
"1. why didnt you take down the laundry, and,
2. why the fuck was your slipper on the biscuits"
i didnt know what to say. he was annoyed cos he came home from work, felt peckish, and reached for a biscuit, but he got my slipper instead. he was wondering why one was in my room, and the other next to food on the bench.
now wtf do i say to that??
so i pulled my left leg back and gave the slipper a huge kick. i was suprised at how far that motherfucker flew. it was like a guided missile, flying through the air. that motherfucker could have had passengers on it thats how far it went. it landed in a different timezone. it bounced off a wall, off a bread basket, and rolled onto the kitchen bench right onto a packet of open biscuits. nice.
i should have moved it, but something distracted me, cos i forgot all about it. i come home and my dad was like "i have two questions for you":
"1. why didnt you take down the laundry, and,
2. why the fuck was your slipper on the biscuits"
i didnt know what to say. he was annoyed cos he came home from work, felt peckish, and reached for a biscuit, but he got my slipper instead. he was wondering why one was in my room, and the other next to food on the bench.
now wtf do i say to that??
