The Most Inappropriate Halloween Costumes Of All Time (PHOTOS)

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Yea, it's from Jonah Hex but it's just a saloon wench/prostitute. I originally wanted to be a ninja turtle but it fit me like a shirt :( the halloween guy said "You have to come out and model it" yea whatever....when I got in there I said "I can't come out." He asked if you could see my ass. Yea...dude you can see everything but my cervix. So...yea I was limited in my options bc of my freakishly long torso.

So Yeshua works at a halloween shop now
 
Kelli, is it possible I've seen a picture from one of your past halloween celebrations? There was a big girl in there, and like 4 of y'all total.


is this question creepy? yes, but not yeshua creepy, so ack rite yall.
 
No Halloween parties this year but learning from last year I might prepare a better range of fruit & vegetables for the kids, maybe something softer than an orange so when they throw them at each other (which I presume they did last year) it wont cause any injury and therefore less chance of being sued. Or maybe I'll have some candy and some fruit and make them compete for it.

I dunno.
 
Kelli, is it possible I've seen a picture from one of your past halloween celebrations? There was a big girl in there, and like 4 of y'all total.


is this question creepy? yes, but not yeshua creepy, so ack rite yall.

Yea I'm sure you have. One of the losers that saved all my MySpace pix prob has it.
 
I had one party on Friday Oct 29, but I decided to not attend for several reasons. Instead I'm throwing a mini supper with a few selected guests at my place. Costume not required. Booze and weed included. It'll be fun.

It's okay, Halloween is still going to be there next year. And if True Blood is still a successful tv show then I might dress up as Sookie.
 
Do you think they'll notice?

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