When i was 15-16 i worked at this little ghetto mini mart near my old house.. Then one day the state department comes in with like 4-5 guys and they're like "step away from the cash register".. so happens my boss didnt pay taxes for years, and they came to shut his shit down.. I didnt get in trouble since they told me to just leave after i told them my age, but at least i managed to pocket about 1200 bucks stashed in the back.. Whenever the register got full i was supposed to put the money in a box under the sink.. so when i told the agent "im gonna get my jacket" hes like "ok" and i grabbed the cash, my jacket, and bounced.. Never heard from my boss again..