The "Embarassing Moments" Thread..

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Its simple. Share ur most/or any embarassing moment..to get some laffs. True stories pleez. No bullshit. Since my life is based on embarassing moments..ill drop a random one :(. Aight this happened my first year of college, math class to be exact.

I cheated on a test and got caught..but it wasnt the usual. there was this dope gurl in front of me..but over once to the left. so she was at me 10 'clockish..so i was peaking off her. Newayz so we had our very first test in dat class and i really didnt study..cuz u kno how it is. :(

newayz so the professor the next day asked to see me after class. And i was like aight no problem. I'm mad slick with it, I can play off nething. And i MEAN nethng. (shoutout box, peeing on the workplace carpet..and playing it off as if it wasnt me..just a refresher) newayz..my prof was the nicest old dude ive ever met. So yea, he calls me up and is like mr. sigh, ive seen alot of things in my life, but this is definately a first. then he was like we're both adults here, this isnt highschool, I understand we all have programs and duties that we all cant avoid. so tell me sir, did you study for this test?

I was like yup man, I studied real hard. he then "sighs" then says ok, if you look here, you and ms. adler have the same answers for every one of the questions. i kinda got frustrated and was like so? that doesnt mean nething. I studied real hard for this test and for you to accuse me of this..isnt really cool. How come you didnt ask her to stay.

Newayz hes like this is why, if you look at no. 22..it sayz she got 'blah blah' and you got the same. but if you look down to number 34...she wrote.."I dont know.." and over here on your answer..you wrote.."me either..".

long story short..my slickness went out the window and i choked...i failed the test..and learnt my lesson.

Ur turn. :fury:
 
when i was in kindergarden i was playing on the jungle gym. i had this feeling that came over me that sprung up out of no where. so this idea came into my head that i ran with. go to the bathroom. so i ran to the bathroom. but it was too late. right before i could open the door, i pissed my pants. i stayed in the bathroom for like 30 mins waiting for it to dry and try to soak it up with t/p. i felt odd in class for a few days, but then some other poor bastard also pissed his pants so i felt much better about the situation from that day on.
 
One Lunch time at School me and my friend went to my place to drink n somehow the School cow found out. Anyway we were late back feelin a lil tipsy n the teacher tells us to wait outside. Anyway she says she's been informed by someone that we were outside School premises and drinking alcohol. I get real offended and tell her we had been over the other side of the school and we just "lost" track of time, and I knew who had told her so I said "it was Jess (the Cow) wasnt it? You know she's got somethin against me right? Thats why she said that" Anyway we got off but I was a lil embarrassed that people might think we were alcoholics.. I couldnt think of anything better, but you never know what the day could bring.
 
artisticgurl said:
One Lunch time at School me and my friend went to my place to drink n somehow the School cow found out. Anyway we were late back feelin a lil tipsy n the teacher tells us to wait outside. Anyway she says she's been informed by someone that we were outside School premises and drinking alcohol. I get real offended and tell her we had been over the other side of the school and we just "lost" track of time, and I knew who had told her so I said "it was Jess (the Cow) wasnt it? You know she's got somethin against me right? Thats why she said that" Anyway we got off but I was a lil embarrassed that people might think we were alcoholics.. I couldnt think of anything better, but you never know what the day could bring.

so wait....your school has a cow:eek:
 

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