the age old question finally answered.

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Goofy & Pluto..

For ages man has pondered and wondered, why is Goofy and Pluto so similar? Yet Goofy walks on two's, talk, wears clothes and even drives.. where as Pluto acts like a dog?.

Well today I figured it out, Pluto is actually the unfortune retarded son of Goofy. Goofy unable to take care of his son due to his own mental problems, gave him to Mickey Mouse.. Mickey Mouse in my opinion mistreats Pltuo and even neglects him. If child services found out about it just imaginewhat would happen!.. Mickey would be sent to jail.

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thoughts?

peace.
 
Nah, they're different breeds for sure. Goofy clearly has hippo ancestry due to his fucked up teeth. Also, he's clearly still a virgin, cos no other thing on this Earth would fuck him, ruling out him being a father.

More to the point, why does a mouse have a pet fucking dog? That shit just wouldn't happen!
 
goofy cant have a son. who the hell would fuck with that lol

cmon people dont mess with disney characters cuz ur gonna mess my whole childhood. :sad:
 
KAMIKAZI said:
It's a fucking cartoon.

There's your answer.
lol.


ay where was this topic discussed? it was mentioned sumwhere on tv very recently..thats where u got the topic right?
i just cant remember..where.
 
Well today I figured it out, Pluto is actually the unfortune retarded son of Goofy. Goofy unable to take care of his son due to his own mental problems, gave him to Mickey Mouse.. Mickey Mouse in my opinion mistreats Pltuo and even neglects him. If child services found out about it just imaginewhat would happen!.. Mickey would be sent to jail.

hilerious
 
peoples years of childhood memories filled with disney thoughts were just destroyed. lol i hate u bigmack!

we were too poor to go to disneyland..or to have cable. =(
 

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