The 8 Obnoxious Internet Commenters

[hizzle?]

The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters | Cracked.com

#8.The Non-Believer

#7. The Macho Man

#6. The Great Defender

#5. Mr. Science

#4. Hitler's Apprentice

#3. The Ninja

#2. The Political Activist

#1. The Bot

Place Streethop members in each category...

 

[hizzle?]

#8.The Non-Believer

#7. The Macho Man : Rukas, masta

#6. The Great Defender : Preach

#5. Mr. Science : any WoW head.

#4. Hitler's Apprentice : dilla, bachaveli

#3. The Ninja : SicC.

#2. The Political Activist : Duke.

#1. The Bot: Casey Rain, with his Swami links.

 

[dillaxx]

I don't get the Hitler's apprentice thing, but ok.

 

[hizzle?]

I don't get the Hitler's apprentice thing, but ok.

There's none really on this site, but you always come up with the most politically incorrect/funny comments... Hell I do too, but I wasn't going to give myself that credit.

 

[Flipmo]

#8.The Non-Believer: Sebastian

#7. The Macho Man: Would have said Mike Shaw long ago

#6. The Great Defender: Preach

#5. Mr. Science: Jokerman

#4. Hitler's Apprentice: Bacho, and banned members

#3. The Ninja: Sicc

#2. The Political Activist: Not sure actually...

#1. The Bot: Carmi at times lol

 

[masta247]

Wow I didn't know that I post like a macho man


#8.The Non-Believer - like.. 60% of our board with Glockmatic and Sebastian taking the lead.

#7. The Macho Man - Probably Sicc and Rukas.

#6. The Great Defender - Caesar, Chronic?

#5. Mr. Science - Prize, Preach?

#4. Hitler's Apprentice - I'd say Sebastian but it wouldn't be even funny anymore. It's just that this category seems like it was made especially for him.

#3. The Ninja - Sigh

#2. The Political Activist - um, Jeremy? Sofi?

#1. The Bot - The dealer of course

 

[S. Fourteen]

keyword: obnoxious

#8. "photoshopped!!!"

#7. "bitches be dropping vagina panties"

#6. "that's not photoshopped, it's real!!!"

#5. "8 and 6, you are both wrong and here's why. the phenomenon can be explained by a weather balloon in the upper atmosphere which reflects off gamma rays during periods of high solar flare activity and when this phenomenon is captured with a Canon 7 series cameras that have a known defect in its shutters, a small leak can occur resulting in objects appearing in many of the photos. There were over a million of these camera sold in north america alone and a physicist and paranormal researcher Art Vandelay conducted an experiment on this last May.

#4. "......." (Don't confuse these guys with the KKK types. These guys aren't dumb. They usually keep their false sense of superiority inside.)

#3. "I like ninjas and samurais cause they're kinda thuggish ruggish"

#2. "War is bad! War is bad! War is bad!"

#1. "lol" "*thumb*" "agree" (repeat)


*characters that appear are not based on actual events/persons

 

[Preach]

dilla is a ninja.

 

[vg4030]

dilla is a ninja.

Thats RACIST!!! Im reporting you:evil:

 

[vg4030]

dilla is a ninja.

Oh wait, you said "NINJA" Not. N......nevermind :embarresd:

 

[ARon]

Are we going E-40 and using Ninja round these parts now?

 

[ill-matic]

ill-matic

 

[_carmi]

#8.The Non-Believer - Sebastian

#7. The Macho Man - Rukas

#6. The Great Defender - Preach

#5. Mr. Science - Jokerman

#4. Hitler's Apprentice - hizzle?

#3. The Ninja - dilla

#2. The Political Activist - Duke

#1. The Bot - The Dealer

 

[dillaxx]

Haha. Ok. I agree, I am Hitler's Apprentice and the Ninja into one. Hitler's Ninja or Ninja Apprentice. I dunno. The thing is, I do say racist words in real life, not to their face, but I definitely drop the n-word and coon alot. But then again, I'm in the South, so it's always good for a laugh.

And the ninja...well...we have alot of people that overreact to certain short comments, myself included, so there should be a lot of more people labeled as "ninjas" on this board.

 

[Sebastian]

Ninja - Dilla

 

[dillaxx]

Nazi ='s Sebastard

And I'm talking in the literal sense, not the one mentioned on this sarcastic Cracked article.

I wish you and your ancestors had been..............

 

[Duke]

^ Your jokes don't make sense. One minute you're calling him a Nazi, next you're saying you wish his family was wiped out in the camps.

I dunno if you've been paying attention during history, dilla, but....Nazi's and people dying in the camps were sort of...well...like...in different teams.

 

[Sebastian]

Yeah Duke, teach him some lessons.

 

[dillaxx]

^ Your jokes don't make sense. One minute you're calling him a Nazi, next you're saying you wish his family was wiped out in the camps.

I dunno if you've been paying attention during history, dilla, but....Nazi's and people dying in the camps were sort of...well...like...in different teams.

You wanna know the truth? The first time I made that comment, I fudged up. For some reason I took The Holocaust + Sebastard being German and just tied them together. I made one error, and people jumped right on it, ignoring it's historical accuracy and made such a big deal about it. But yes, I know, the original joke made no sense and I realized it when someone asked Sebastian if he was even Jewish. Isn't that funny? Only a few bright folks, yourself included, realized my mistake.

So now, for this new comment, I was accurate in calling him a Nazi, but I threw the last quote in to stir some shit inside him. Note how I didn't finish it? Teehee. This will go down in SH history as being one of the most misconstrued comments. I am great.

 

[Duke]

^ But if you make it that difficult to get, no one gets it!