Tell The Worse Thing You...

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

Tell The Worse Thing That Ever Hapenned To You...
I Mean Like A Very Very Very Embarassing Situation Like A Day You Was Shittin' In A Public Toilet,You Was Straight Whippin' What Was Left On Yo' Asshole With That Pink Paper[Don't Remember The Word;Not English Sorry] And Someone,Innocently,Not Knowin' That He Was About To Haunt Yo' Thoughts For Some Month?Years? Open The Door Till He Can't No More And...

...[Haven't Experienced That Yet,But I Wouldn't Really Appreciated]...

Lets Empty Yo Heart...

 

[Bender]

One day I Was Shittin' In A Public Toilet, I Was Straight Wiping What Was Left On ma Asshole With Toilet Paper And Without Warning Another Big Blob Came Out, Without Warning, And Caused The Biggest Splash That Backfired All Over me, Wettin' Ma Ass An' Everythin' - Damn I hate it when that happens!

 

[Sebastian]

My incident is too emberrassing to tell.

 

[k69atie]

Come on tell

 

[k69atie]

Mine is:

We were in las Vegas - stood in the queue to get to the top of the Straosphere tower i had been poorly all day and an upset tummy - (there was thousands of people in the queue as well) i farted and it really stank - my cousin sniffed up and said "some dirty fucker has farted that is disgusting" and i said it was me a little too loudy and everyone around us heard me and sort of moved away.

Very embarrassing.

 

[Sebastian]

^
Bwuahahah

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

Mine is:

We were in las Vegas - stood in the queue to get to the top of the Straosphere tower i had been poorly all day and an upset tummy - (there was thousands of people in the queue as well) i farted and it really stank - my cousin sniffed up and said "some dirty fucker has farted that is disgusting" and i said it was me a little too loudy and everyone around us heard me and sort of moved away.

Very embarrassing.

LMAO You're serious?

 

[ill-matic]

this isnt so bad but it was embarrassing.

i came home from the shops, didnt have my phone on me, and i was the only one who would be home for the next few hours. but, i realised i forgot my house key. so i would be locked out for a while. i thoguht, fuck this, and went looking in my backyard for some open windows.

i found none, they were all locked up tighter than a man's anus. i was shitty, so i picked up a stick, and drop kicked it. but my shoes were untied, so my shoe flew onto the roof. so i thought, fuck this. but we had a ladder so it was aight... so i climbed up that motherfucker and got onto the roof.

my shoe was lying there. all sweet and good. so i put it on, am walking back to the ladder.. but i hadnt positioned it good so it was wobbly like a fat woman wearing a tank top. i was shit scared to come down it cos i was like 13, and i contemplated jumping but i didnt wanna break my legs. so i was stuck there for 2 hours, but then i see my neighbour feeding her dogs in her yard. she sees me on the roof, all disheveled cos i was up there for hours, and she had this "i live next door to some crazy kunts" look on her face. so i yelled to her "could you please help me".

then she came and held the ladder as i climbed down. i cant look @ her the same again.

 

[Eric]

When I was 15, I was masturbating in my bed and I hear my doorknob turning. Quickly realizing I forgot to lock the door, I cover myself with the blankets on my bed. My mother is standing at the end of my bed telling me something. This would not be an embarrassing situation had I not been at the point of ejaculation while she was entering the room and talking to me. My mother was an arms length away from me as I am ejaculating sperm all over under this blanket. It was the most embarrassing 15 seconds of my life. However, I was not caught as I pretended to be stretching while she was talking.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

After reading this thread, I have no embarrassing moments.

 

[k69atie]

LMAO You're serious?

Yep - why?

I have several witnesses! Lol

 

[The.Menace]

I want to forget about it, not tell the public.

 

[Tha_Wood]

this didnt happen to me but it would have been embarrassing as hell. there was a guy at my school when i was in year 8 and he wasnt reely all there. any way he had to do a class talk, but when the teacher asked him to stand up to do it he wouldnt. after about 2 min's of arguing she told him if he didnt get up and do it he would have after school detention. so he stood up and was holding a book over where his cock was and walked up to the front of the class. as he was standing up the front the teacher told him to put the book down becuase we wernt alloud to have any notes for the talk. he wouldnt put it down so the teacher got up and took it off him and to the shock of the class he was on a erection. everyone was pissing themselves and he ran out crying. he never came back to school

 

[Tru Principle]

took a shit, toilet jammed, flushed once, flushed twice, shit all over the house, roommates second floor. cleaning shit all over the floor, fucking amazing

new york times

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

Lmao at some stories,especially at the Big Eazy's One,the nightmare of all boyz,didn't expect that when i made the thread...but oh well,that's streethop,lol i should have expected it...

Yep - why?

I have several witnesses! Lol

Lol cuz it's 100x times more embarassing when it'a gurl...



i got a real "embarassing" story but it didn't happen to me...it's kinda like Tha_Wood's one...that's a story a friend told me,it was in his class...the teacher asked a gurl to stand up to do something,probly an exercice or...the gurl stood up and her jean was fulla blood between her legs and what's embarassin' it's that she didn't know it...