Tell me a Joke.

[tHuG $TyLe]

So Im sitting here minding my own business and i want to rejoice in laughter.

So tell some jokes in here.

 

[Saint33]

so this one time this guy posted up a topic about how times goin too fast, then the first 2 people who replied to his thread disagreed wit him, so he closed his own thread.

His name was ThUg $TyLe (he also smelt like poopies)

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Lol too bad its only a joke and not real.

Well ok maybe it is, i actually closed it coz i didn't like the thread thought it was pointless.

 

[Saint33]

Lol too bad its only a joke and not real.

Well ok maybe it is, i actually closed it coz i didn't like the thread thought it was pointless.

so u do smell poopies?

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Yes.

Now I am going to sleep.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

So a giraffe walks into a bar... LOL!

As if that'll ever happen! Good luck getting through the door!

 

[Prize Gotti]

Interscope Records

 

[Dave D]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes
by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks.......... "How many is a Brazillion??!"

 

[Rock]

edit*

 

[Rock]

I pooped and called the process "building logs"

 

[C.R.Y.]

your dick is so small, you need tweezers to jerk off

im a little dry on jokes lately

 

[S O F I]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes
by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks.......... "How many is a Brazillion??!"

LMAO.

Good one.

 

[Illuminattile]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes
by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks.......... "How many is a Brazillion??!"

That is brilliant.

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Saint Peter says "As I told Einstein, you're going to have to prove to me that you're really who you say you are and not an imposter. Nothing personal, Pablo."

Picasso asks, "No problem, that's reasonable. Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

 

[shuba]

lol a bunch of george bush hating jokes
but both quite funny

 

[SiGh]

edit.

 

[SiGh]

edit.

 

[Saint33]

wut did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?




Where's my tractor?


ahahahahaha i crack myself up

 

[SiGh]

^lolz.

 

[Jack The Ripper]

Why did the emo cross the road?

Because the tissues were on the other side

2 emo's go to commit suicide, they see who tries to die first. Who wins?

Society!

 

[jbrolax]

The way you asked sounds like the the mob boss in the Boondock Saints, so i posted up that joke *Racism* - Not my joke....


There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy... "What do you want?" And the black guy says "I want all my black brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."