StreetHop's Best Smart Ass Comments

[AmerikazMost]

The board is filled with some characters. And by characters I mean smartasses. prince mack, KAMIKAZI, Diaz, Dante, Bank Robber, myself. It leads to some pretty funny and offensive times (which is the best type of funny).

What are some of your favorite smart ass comments?

Most recently:

THA_DAN, tell her some of your jokes, she might have pity sex with you.

Let us look back on the good times and have a laugh.

 

[PuffnScruff]

i didnt make the list, thank god im not a smartass

 

[AmerikazMost]

i didnt make the list, thank god im not a smartass

You're funny, but I don't think your humor counts as being a smartass so much.

But let's not turn this into a discussion about who's what or why you didn't make my list. I just spouted off the first few that came to mind. The purpose of this thread is to recall previous posts.

 

[THA_DAN]

wow.

 

[AmerikazMost]

to Big Easy..

...i learned in college, you just used it to try to meet black people.

 

[bigmack]

dante replying to a post made by an individual going by the name of ghetto python

ok i'm not trying to be an ass here, but you honestly call yourself the ghetto python? come on man, that has to be the dumbest name i have ever heard for a rapper.

your pal,
dante the suburban gardner snake

 

[AmerikazMost]

http://www.streethop.com/forum/showthread.php?p=552823#post552823

when i read the title i thought you had engaged in sexual intercourse for the first time and didn't know what will happen next

 

[KAMIKAZI]

This thread is classic VVV

 

[Jibster]

There's whole lot of mutual bum-fucking going on in here.

 

[Cooper]

You're just bitter cos no-one is bum fucking you

 

[Sebastian]

You're funny, but I don't think your humor counts as being a smartass so much.

:thumb:

 

[PELLA]

basically, anything Dante fucken says. Whether its a diss or to show everyone how god damn stupid u are.

 

[mechman]

This thread is classic VVV

I got VIP there for free. I think I was a mod or something. tehehehe

 

[Cheesyphily16]

basically, anything Dante fucken says. Whether its a diss or to show everyone how god damn stupid u are.

Too bad they're all directed at you... snap!

 

[AmerikazMost]

Here's a personal fave of my own that I just remembered..

This is the coolest thing i have ever read in my entire life. I hope u enjoy it as much as i did:

Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expansion.
Helium fusion. Carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration. Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Glaciation. Homo sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication. Food surplus production. Civilization! Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without representation. Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialization. Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Mass production. Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations. Suffrage extension. Depression. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United Nations. Space exploration. Assassinations. Lunar excursions. Resignation. Computerization. World Trade Organization.
Terrorism. Internet expansion. Reunification. Dissolution. World-Wide Web creation. Composition. Extrapolation?

Copyright 1996-1997 by Eric Schulman.

The history of me reading this thread in 10 words or less:

Visualization. Anticipation. Left-click action. Optical interpretation. Comprehension. Dissatisfaction.

 

[Sebastian]

^
I remember this great moment of Streethop.com/forum.

Yesterday another one came to my mind but i forgot to add it to the thread. Oh well...

 

[Sebastian]

This one....well not really, but i think this thread needs more attention

http://www.streethop.com/forum/showthread.php?p=566563#post566563

 

[_carmi]

lol nice thread.