Some funny shit I overheard last night

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I was out partying with a couple of peepz last night and we all went to this club. We where all drinking and haveing a great time, nothing out of the unusual. Everybody knows that when you consume alot of fluid you'll sooner or later have to go take a piss, which fortunatly or ounfortunatly occured to me, so I went to the little bois room to take a wizz, and just before I entered the door I heard some chicks talking about some really nasty shit and laughing, so (as the pervert I am) I decided to listen to what the fuck they where talking about since this "Girls always go 2 and 2 to the fucken bathroom" shit has been buggin me since I was a small boi with puperty swinging my dick from side to side. Anyway they where talking and I ended up laughing so fucken hard that they heard me and exposed me and I was like what-the-fuck ever cuz that shit was hillarious... What where they talking about? Well this is somewhat amusing to few and prolly disturbing to others, but one of the chicks was complaining that one of her boobs was smaller then the other, and the other girl was like, yeah I feel the same way, I hope nobody ever notices it... God damn it, I never heard a guy asking another guy if his dick be like deformed... shit hahaha
 
haha, yeah, they do that constantly. its still hilarious tho, especially if you're messed up good
 
Women are vain, and it's probably the issue they get insecure over the most.

One of my ears stick out more than the other, so what! I get better reception on the left.
 
lolz funny shit maing. my sister and one of her friends live with me, so i hear that shit all the damn time.
 

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