So I went to the zoo this past weekend because one of my boys told me that they got some fine ass broads that work there (I decided to try something new since I wasn’t getting any play at the morgue). I should of known it was going to be an adventurous day because as soon as I walked through the gates, a monkey flew by on a vine and snatched my chain…
I ran after him but he soon disappeared… I approached the lady that was in charge of the zoo and as I walked into her office, her back was too me... she was built like a stallion, ass was crazy… too bad the bitch looked even more so like a damn stallion when she turned around… bitch was ugly… looked like someone rubbed two sticks together to make fire and came up with this bitches face instead : puke that didn’t stop me from fucking her though… I mounted that hoe and gave her a Rodney king beatdown… she threatened to sue a nigga and everything but she ain’t know shit about me so I just left that hoe there sprawled out on the floor.
I decided to go see some animals while I was on the lookout for some bitches… I approached the lion cage first but quickly left when I seen snoop dog arguing with the lion about who’s hair was longer :confused I proceeded over to the tiger cage next. Ya’ll would not believe this nigga was practicing his tiger uppercuts... the same shit you seen Sagat do in street fighter… shit was getting crazy… I looked to my left and seen coolio riding by in the train at the zoo singing to everyone “come aloooooooooooooong and ride on a fantastic voyage”... I hopped on the train thinking it would be a little easier to get around to see more bitches… WRONG!
This damn train took me underground to a whole ‘nother place… looked like the ghetto zoo… and my thoughts were all but confirmed when I seen a hood rat walk by... literally! This little bitch was like the size of a large cat with a long ass tail… she had cuts all over her body, was draggin’ about 6 baby rats hanging from her nipples and had cigarette burns all over her tail… We passed by a gorilla named Debo next… this nigga did not play… he was walking around OUTSIDE of his cage and ran up on the guy driving the train and told him to run it…
EVERYBODY hopped out that mothafucka and took off running in all different directions…then about 16 spider monkeys ran up on Debo and proceeded to stomp the shit out of him and seeing as I never pass up a good stomping, I hopped in and started stomping that nigga with them but ended up getting stomped out right along side him cause the spider monkeys said I didn’t look “spider” enough, whatever the fuck that meant dunno.gif so after that I decided I’d had enough and I started to head home but not before I stopped off in the managers office and mounted her ass one last time roflmao.gif
I was so deep in that bitch my dick kept popping out of her mouth everytime I thrusted forward… I would thrust forward and stay like that for a few seconds while she struggled to breath, then I would pull back and start :rofl my ass off… I flipped her on her stomach and thrust forward again… my penis popped out and punched the fuck outta me….
Talking about I scraped him on her teeth… I wasn’t hearing it, I punched that nigga back and hopped out the pussy from the pain I just inflicted on myself… I limped out of that zoo with no bitches and wondering how in the fuck I always seem to get myself into strange things :dunno
I ran after him but he soon disappeared… I approached the lady that was in charge of the zoo and as I walked into her office, her back was too me... she was built like a stallion, ass was crazy… too bad the bitch looked even more so like a damn stallion when she turned around… bitch was ugly… looked like someone rubbed two sticks together to make fire and came up with this bitches face instead : puke that didn’t stop me from fucking her though… I mounted that hoe and gave her a Rodney king beatdown… she threatened to sue a nigga and everything but she ain’t know shit about me so I just left that hoe there sprawled out on the floor.
I decided to go see some animals while I was on the lookout for some bitches… I approached the lion cage first but quickly left when I seen snoop dog arguing with the lion about who’s hair was longer :confused I proceeded over to the tiger cage next. Ya’ll would not believe this nigga was practicing his tiger uppercuts... the same shit you seen Sagat do in street fighter… shit was getting crazy… I looked to my left and seen coolio riding by in the train at the zoo singing to everyone “come aloooooooooooooong and ride on a fantastic voyage”... I hopped on the train thinking it would be a little easier to get around to see more bitches… WRONG!
This damn train took me underground to a whole ‘nother place… looked like the ghetto zoo… and my thoughts were all but confirmed when I seen a hood rat walk by... literally! This little bitch was like the size of a large cat with a long ass tail… she had cuts all over her body, was draggin’ about 6 baby rats hanging from her nipples and had cigarette burns all over her tail… We passed by a gorilla named Debo next… this nigga did not play… he was walking around OUTSIDE of his cage and ran up on the guy driving the train and told him to run it…
EVERYBODY hopped out that mothafucka and took off running in all different directions…then about 16 spider monkeys ran up on Debo and proceeded to stomp the shit out of him and seeing as I never pass up a good stomping, I hopped in and started stomping that nigga with them but ended up getting stomped out right along side him cause the spider monkeys said I didn’t look “spider” enough, whatever the fuck that meant dunno.gif so after that I decided I’d had enough and I started to head home but not before I stopped off in the managers office and mounted her ass one last time roflmao.gif
I was so deep in that bitch my dick kept popping out of her mouth everytime I thrusted forward… I would thrust forward and stay like that for a few seconds while she struggled to breath, then I would pull back and start :rofl my ass off… I flipped her on her stomach and thrust forward again… my penis popped out and punched the fuck outta me….
Talking about I scraped him on her teeth… I wasn’t hearing it, I punched that nigga back and hopped out the pussy from the pain I just inflicted on myself… I limped out of that zoo with no bitches and wondering how in the fuck I always seem to get myself into strange things :dunno
